Chapter Twenty Two:

Okay back to where we left off in chapter 21.

"Okay keep that pansy ass bitch." Blaise sneered.

"Fine I will, just think tomorrow." Hermione smiled. "I hope they kak their pants."

"I think they will, we at least I know some of them will." Blaise said.

"Fucking rightous Jeffrey." Hermione said, she noticed that he looked lost. "It's from a movie. A very stupid movie at that. I'll have to show it to you sometime." She smiled.

"A movie, my father would have a shit fit if he knew...he's not into all that muggle stuff. He'd probably kill me if he knew." Blaise said

"Muggles and muggle things aren't that bad. I wish we could- wait I wish we didn't have to keep all this a secret. But I know that there are some Muggles that would ruin it." Hermione said getting all glum.

"Something I would have never thought you'd say." Blaise stated shocked.

"I know." She stated in a bored tone. "But it's the truth. They wouldn't kill us, they'd do worse." Hermione said. "But that's okay." She said.

"Yeah." Blaise agreed.

"There's some good things and then some bad things about them." Hermione said. She felt a drop of rain hit the end of her nose. "Come lets go back inside before we melt Cinderella." Hermione said getting up from the ground.

"Okay, want to go to the library?" Blaise asked, he knew the way to her heart. Hence the next sentance.

"Wow, you certainly know the way to a girls heart." Hermione said waiting for him to get up. "Lets go learn." Hermione said before she started walking.

"Yay." Blaise exclaimed happily behind her.

"Okay." She said.

Blaise and Hermione walked into the school, they were a bit damp from the rain. They walked straight up to the library. On the stairs Hermione ran into Harry and Ron, they were some what heart broken when she didn't want to hang with them. They gave fake hurt expressions and walked on down the stairs. Hermione laughed and kept on walking.

"How could she pass up this cuteness, to be with that?" Ron said, actually looking hurt.

"I know, what the hell...God, my ass hair is better looking than him." Harry said wishing he had a mirror. "I mean eek." He said turning and then walking down the stairs, Ron was still in a shudder, he didn't need to know about Harry's hairy ass. Oh Harry has nice nipples, hairy nipples in the 4th movie. Ron and Harry walked into the great hall, Dean and Neville and Seamus were all bent together, they were looking at something. That plauged Harry and Ron with curiosity, so they snuck over to take a peek at what they were looking at.

"Look at the bush on that bitch." Dean said open gobbed. "I mean you could lose things in that." He finished. Harry and Ron were left gobsmacked by that remark. It didn't take the two of them long to figure out what they were looking at. They were peering over their shoulders they had a terrific veiw of...

"Harry Potter." Professor McGonagal yelled. Harry looked scared as she walked over to him. Now that a teacher was stalking over to them, Seamus, Dean and Neville tried thier best to hide the magazine that they had been looking at. Ron smirked at this one and just walked away. "Potter can I speak with you a moment?" She asked.

"Yes, of course Ma'am." He said following her. Neville, Seamus and Dean breathed a sigh of relif when she walked away.

"You know boys, maybe you should take that back to your dormitry and look at it." She said while she was still in ear shot of them.

"Thanks Ma'am." Neville said. "Come on men, lets go look at it." Neville said in a creepy voice.

"Straight up." Dean said.

"Hell yeah Dog." Seamus. So they gathered up their things and walked to go look at it.

"I wonder if they have porn mags?" Blaise asked joking around.

"What? Who? Harry and Ron?" Hermione asked.

"No, the library." He said with disgust written on his face.

"No, they checked." Hermione paused. "Dude." She grabbed his arm. "What if we changed all the books in the library into Porn?" Hermione laughed. Blaise was a little disturbed that she'd come up with an idea like that.

"That would be fantastic." He laughed after his shock had worn off.

"I know wouldn't it." Hermione stated in a happy manor.

"Lets do it." Blaise said, after the words escaped his lips his eyes bugged and he covered his mouth with his hand, his cheeks redened, and he laughed. Hermione looked at him weirdly and replayed his words in her head, she laughed after a minute.

"You have a pervy mind. God, you fiftly kid toucher." Blaise laughed more after that. So after their little giggle fest they continued on to the library. Blaise pulled the door open, and to their surprise it was full. It was only a Sunday.

"What the fuck?" Blaise said rather loudly, it also caused him to get shushed. "What are they doing here?" He asked.

"No idea." Hermione stated, she was shocked nobody was ever here, well except during exam time. "Well there goes that idea. Can't do it now." She said rather glum.

"Yeah, what the fuck else are we supposed to do?" Blaise asked.

"I don't know, wanna go moon some first years?"

"Sure." He said. They did that happily until Professor Snape caught them. He didn't really say anything, he didn't even give them dententions, he just kind of looked at Blaise, lustfully...eww. Hermione and Blaise told him good-bye and then ran like you wouldn't believe. "Oh my God." Blaise screamed when they were out in the rain. "What's that old pervs problem?" Blaise asked dancing around. "I mean did you see the way he looked at me, like he was going to drop trou and fuck me there." He said pointing to his asshole. Hermione laughed while she danced around.

"I know, that was so disgusting, what is his problem?" Hermione asked. Harry was thinking the exact same thing at that moment, because Professor McGonagal was advancing on him, he'd already escaped her kiss once, but this time he was in a corner with no where to run and no protection...sickco's she took his wand.

"Please Ma'am no." He said but he was cut off by her lips touching his. Harry wanted to scream and break the kiss but she held him tightly. She darted her tounge in and out of his mouth, Harry wanted to die there and then. When she was done with him, Harry was left in the corner, his hair was ruffled his clothes were just all wrong. He had a deer trapped in headlights look, he had begun to cry, that was just to horrible experience. Hermione and Blaise were laying down on the grass, the rain feel hard onto them...they had been laughing for about five minutes when Draco came out to them.

"What are you weirdo's doing out here? In case you haven't noticed it's raining." He said. They looked up and busted out with a brand new string of laughs. Draco looked at them weirdly, he thought they were on drugs, but then he rememebered that Hermione would never do such a thing. That wasn't her style. "Will someone please tell me what the fuck is going on?" He asked. Hermione and Blaise sat up and forced themselves to quit laughing, took them a minute but it worked. They told him about the whole Snape checking him out, Draco was a little disgusted, but he saw the humor in it. "That's fucking disgusting." Draco said laughing down next to them on the ground.

"Yeah dude he straight up saw your ass." Hermione said.

"Saw yours too."

"Yeah well I don't think mine caused him to run and jack off." Hermione said laughing. Draco and Blaise leaned up and looked at her, then each other, then they laughed.

"He probably is."

"BLAISE!" Snape screamed when he met his end, his old creamy jizz exploded all over the framed picture of Blaise. "Oh baby." He rolled over in his bed, he put the picture on the pillow, he breathed heavily.

"Lick it." He heard someone whisper.

"What?" He said looking for the owner of the voice.

"Lick it." The voice said again. Snape looked down right petrifed, but he gave in and licked his jizz.

"Bitter." He said. "-but I like it." He finshed. And then he returned to french kissing the picture.

Harry was still in the corner, he had no intetions of leaving, he was to scared. Ron had returned to the boys dorm, they guys were still hunched over the porn mag, Neville had a psycho look on his face, he had turned and looked at Ron, he got up from the bed and walked over to Ron.

"Hello Weasley." He said brushing a piece of hair out of Ron's face.

"Hello Neville." He said back scared.

"Bend over." He said.

"What?" Ron asked.

"Bend over." Ron didn't do as he was told, so he was forceibly bent over by a very strong Neville. Neville ripped off Ron's pants, Neville was hard, so he shoved it up Ron's butt.

"Ahh he put it up his butt." Seamus said like a girl, he covered his face.

"You like that bitch? Do you like it?" He thrusted hard, Ron was screaming, and clawing at the sheets. "Yeah that's what I thought bitch." A few minutes later Neville was done, he pulled out and flipped Ron over. "Suck it you fucking whore." He said to Ron, Neville's penis was covered in Ron's shit, so he was reluctant. "Suck it you dumb bitch." He said getting wide eyed. He raised his fist. "Suck it." He said. Looking a lot like my cousin...

"Okay." He screamed opening his mouth and letting Neville stick it in. "Fuck my face." Ron screamed, but nobody understood him.

"What?" Neville asked pulling out.

"Fuck my face." Ron said.

"Oh, that's gross." Neville said getting up and running away.

"Did you enjoy licking it?" Asked the voice again. Snape had no shame, he admitted he did.

"Yes, in fact I did."

"Good, then lick this." The voice said, within seconds Snape was completely covered in jizz.

"Happy Christmas." He said before he licked himself.

"Come on now, you couldn't have waited until I left the room?" The voice said.

"No." He said putting his foot in his mouth.

"Oh...man." He said he walked away, but you can't see him...so don't try.

A/N: Well thank you for taking that interesting journey with me. Sorry it took so long to get this up, I wrote most of it last month, but I finished it today November 25th 2005. Yeah I've been writing a lot of MCR stuff lately, up to 21 stories on Quizilla, and I have 10 to 15 more left to post, that's at this moment in time. Yeah I know I'm bad, but I will try harder..I'm sorry if I disapointed you, please forgive me. So I'll see you next update, and it won't take a month to get it either.