"I wanna lick you all over. Over and again.." Snape sang licking off the last bit if jizz. He wished he had some more, so he began to crawl around on the floor he was checking to make sure that none had slipped in between floor boards and such. He was butt naked and on his knees his butt hole was out for everyone to see.
"Severus..." Flitwick said before he realized that Snape was naked. "Oh sorry...I'll come back later." He said backing out of the room. Snape's face lit up at the mentioning of 'cum'. He smiled and got up off the floor.
"Why are you leaving?" He said seductively. "There's no hurry." He said walking to Flitwick. He motioned for him to come inside the room, once he did Snape shut the door behind him. "Well, this is a bit out of the ordinary..." Snape trailed off. He noticed as he was talking to Flitwick that he was the perfect height to suck his dick. " Do you like what you see?" He asked tucking his greasy black hair behind his ear.
"Umm...very much so." He said playing with the collar of his shirt. "-Very much so." He said again.
"Touch it..." Snape said. "Go on." Snape enjoyed it very much when Flitwick began to suck him off.
Harry pulled himself off the floor, he walked to the front of the classroom, he fixed his clothes. When he was done he pulled open the door he walked out he tried to make it look as though nothing happened, but he had the biggest hickey, and lipstick prints on his cheeks. He tried to push that awful experience out of his mind...but it didn't work in mid stride he broke down crying. People stopped and looked at him funny, but they kept on walking. He was curled up in a little ball on the floor. Outside the Great Hall.
The rain had finally let up, so Hermione, Draco and Blaise went back inside, they didn't see the fun in being outside anymore. They walked in sopping, a very good look for the boys all wet...hot and wet...oh man. Hermione looked like a poodle someone tried to drown, they shook themselves off in the entrance of the school. When Hermione tried to take a step, she slipped on the floor.
"Fuck." She yelled after impact. "That's going to leave a mark." She said before she was pulled to her feet. "Thanks buddies." She said. And sure enough there was a nice wet print of Hermione on the floor. "Wow, I have a big ass." Hermione said taking out a black permanent marker, she got down on her knee's and wrote "Hermione's ass was here." She drew an arrow to her bum. She smiled, capped the marker and got up. "Lets go homos."
"Very nice Dear, very nice." Draco said kissing her on the lips.
"Oh hot." Blaise said walking ahead of them.
"We know." They said together.
"Jinx." Hermione said.
"What the fuck is that?" Draco asked.
"Oh you can't talk for five minutes." She said. "Hahaha." She laughed at him. They turned and walked towards the Great Hall. "Is that Harry?" Hermione asked walking forward. "Harry what the hell happened?" She asked standing over him. Harry looked up at her and had tears in his eyes..
"Some strange ass shit." He said sitting up. He went through the whole thing, every kiss, touch, nip...everything. When he was done he had a petrified look on his face, he looked just plain scared.
"That's horrible." Hermione said, she tried not to laugh, but she couldn't help it. "I'm sorry it's wrong, but funny at the same time." She said.
"Oh mate that's fucking wrong, beyond wrong...beyond...everything." Draco said helping him off the floor.
"Oh nice love bite." Hermione said pointing it out to Harry and Draco.
"Oh fuck." Harry said running off.
"Wonder where he's going..." Hermione said.
"To die probably." Draco said. They finally walked into the Great Hall. Blaise was over by the fire, he was warming himself. When he saw them coming to him he spoke.
"Where you two been?" He asked.
"Oh Harry needed to talk." Hermione and Draco laughed.
"Oh I see." He said.
"You should since it's right in front of your face." Hermione said sticking her ass by the fire. "Ahhh...that feels great." Hermione said. Draco stood watching Hermione he wanted to make some wise crack about AIDS, but he didn't be cause the 18 year old author should know better than to crack jokes at people with AIDS. So Draco just warmed his ass by the fire.
"Oh man am I cold." Draco said. "It wasn't that cold out there butt fuck me all mighty." Draco said.
"What the fuck did you just say?" Blaise asked.
"Butt fuck me all mighty." Draco said.
"Oh God I thought you said all nighty." Blaise laughed. "Holy hell that was funny." Blaise, Draco and Hermione laughed. Hermione was standing there thinking, they were going through an awkward silence, so she wanted Draco to make a clever little crack about rape, but he didn't. So she just let the silence pass that is until she broke wind.
"Oh that was a good." She said inhaling deeply.
"Child you are just wrong." Draco said backing away from her.
"Yeah and you're going to marry that." Blaise said. Hermione smirked.
"You had to remind me of that. Damn-it." He said plugging the end of his nose.
"Juicy man liquid on my tongue, that funky shit makes me hum..?" Snape sang as he walked to take a shower. He was in such a good mood, I mean he had all the love liquid one man could ask for, he had it all in one day..."My name's Snape and I'm a cum-aholic. Hi Snape." He said while turning on the hot water. So yes I now leave you with the somewhat disturbing thought of Snape in the shower with the soap...hopefully in your mind he doesn't drop it.
A/N: Yeah well there you go, may not be the best chapter. But fuck it I'm posting it anyway. Gotta love me. Oh yeah if there are any mistakes fix them yourself.