Chapter 12: Sparring Match
Standard Disclaimer: Me no own IY or YYH or any of the songs I use. I am borrowing them for my twisted purposes.
Youko's TS
Kurama's TS
'Private thoughts'
"Spoken words"
Lyrics
Last time:
Kagome snags Kurama and Yuuke's arms and pulls them outside to watch the match...
This time:
Sango stops in the courtyard and stretches out fully, no way is she going to have to stop for a stupid cramp. Hiei seeing her outfit suddenly feels his throat go bone dry, he had thought she couldn't look any better than she had in the previous outfit. He had been proven wrong, eyeing her taijiya uniform discreetly one word burns into his mind, 'delicious'.
Botan comes out of the house wondering why everyone is outside and she can't stop her jaw from dropping when she sees Sango warming up with kitana in hand. THen she sees Hiei watching Sango and she can't help but think, 'I should talk Kagome-sama into helping me get those two together, they'd make a perfect couple!' Little does our bubbly deity know that such a plan is already underway courtisy (ok ppl i can't spell for kuso so don't flame me for it) of Kagome and Kurama.
Botan smiles as several plans to try and get the duo together filter through her mind. After a few minutes of stretching Sango sinks into a deep seated stance that only taijiya use, with her kitana over her head sharp side up. As this is going on Kagome runs back inside and rifles through her cds. Opening the player she pulls out the cd and replaces it with another.
Closing the lid she pushes the play, then heads back outside to watch the sparring match as the first strains of Enter Sandman by Metallica begin playing.
Say your prayers little one
Don't forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sango's face sets into a mask, only her eyes flashing betray her emotions. Hiei steps before her his own sword naked and ready to begin as he settles into a stance borrowed from akito.
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land
They curtly nod to one another and they begin, a graceful dance of side steps and clashing swords. Hiei holding back as he assesses Sango's strengths and weaknesses.
Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of snow white
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite
Sango parries his every move, executing a perfect lethal (k ppl we already covered that I can't spell right?) dance. Hiei is thinking as he watches her and performs his own lethal dance, 'She's a decent opponent at this speed , so time to step it up a notch.'
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land
Meanwhile Sango growls lowly and grounds out, "Do you honestly think that I believe this is how slow you are normally? Feh this is a human's medium speed."
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hiei arches an eyebrow, 'Definately time to bump it up a notch.' As he thinks this he speeds up slightly but is still inwardly suprised as Sango keeps up with him effortlessly. Blocking each slash of his sword then matching it with one of her own.
Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head
Both forget about their audience as they become completely absorbed within the dance. Kagome takes time to look at Kurama with a mischevious twinkle in her eye.
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We're off to never never land
Then before he knows what the twinkle is for he finds himself bound head to toe with vines.
Check, check, check check... out my melody
Special
You think you're special
You do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
Youko smirks within Kurama's mind and he tries to send his ki into the vines to make them release him and his eyes widen and he utters, KUSO...
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed
Yeah
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
Making Kurama's eyes grow wide, Youko? Kuso, kuso, kuso! Youko what's wrong?
It's my way
My way, or the highway
Check out, check check... out my melody
Just one more fight
About a lot of things
And I will give up everything
To be on my own again
Free again
Red, I can't manipulate these vines. Nani? What do you mean?
Yeah
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or the highway
Some day you'll see things my way
Cause you never know
Where, you never know
Where you're gonna go
I mean we're trapped like this til she releases us. Doshite? It's so simple it's embarassing...
Check out, check check... out my melody
Just one more fight
And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your shit
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me
Yeah
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or the highway
Youko... just tell me already. She's a golden. Goldens are stronger than silvers. Plus there seems to be a bit of holy power laced into the vines. Oh.
Some day you'll see things my way
Cause you never know
Where, you never know
Where you're gonna go
Check out, check check... out my melody
Kagome giggles at his perdicament (covered the spelling this earlier) and continues to watch the dance that is being performed in her yard. (bet u've noticed i keep refering to the sparring match as a dance... well if it's done properly it is just as graceful! P)
Ha-ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.
I'd appreciate your input.
Yuuske tears his eyes away from the sparring when Kagome giggles.
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Seeing Kurama bound in his own (Yuuske doesn't know that the vines are actually Kagome's u see) vines he chuckles and turns his attention back to Sango and Hiei.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Botan is transfixed as she watches Sango block Hiei's strike and counter with one of her own before Botan retreats back into her mind.
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
The thoughts of how to get the elusive Hiei with Sango still flying through. Hiei picks up his speed a bit more and is inwardly pleased when Sango steps her game up and matches him again step for step.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
'Finally,' He thinks, 'a desireable onna whom is worthy of the title of warrior. One whom most likely match me in battle.'
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Hiei picks up more speed til he's barely visable to the naked human eye. Sango lets her lip curl and blocks his strike.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Then faster than he thought a human could move she lashes out with one leg catching him off guard and actually knocking him to the ground.
Gettin' horny now
In the blink of an eye Sango leaps and straddles his waist with her sword at his throat, her knees had somehow landed so that his arms were pinned by his sides. Her breathing slightly labored as she attempts to catch her breath. Hiei however is stunned (not that he'd show it of course looks around nervously and lets out a sigh of relief ok no Hiei ready to cut my head off ...) that this onna had beat him with such a simple maneuver (once again already covered the spelling thing).
With a start he realizes she's straddling his hips and he begins to hope that she doesn't feel his member hardening beneath her...
YL: There you go ppl I updated quickly as an apology for the screwy last chappie which I reposted after getting several reviews about it.
Kit-chan: YL just didn't know it had screwed up so it's good you told her ppl. Plus she updated cuz she just had to get this chapter wrote up, i think it was beginning to give her a migrane actually.
YL: True Kit-chan. Kit-chan would you give all the nice ppl who reviewed cookies?
Kit-chan: nods and hands out cookies
YL: looks around nervously still expecting Hiei to pop out and behead her for making him loose the match against Sango
Kit-chan: YL... shakes head stop being so damned paranoid.
YL: gasps and puts a hand over her heart with a mock hurt expression on her face Even my muse is against me! runs off stage
Kit-chan: Shakes head Ok ppl you know the drill, hit that pretty lil purple button. I need to go round up the crazy authoress so she can work on the next chappie. Ja Ne. runs after YL