A little bit special: Chapter thrity-five:
Oh My God...WTF..?
Same time back at Hogwarts...
Several younger students were standing outside the potions lab, they covered their mouths so their giggles could not be heard by Professor Snape, they were attracted to the door from the slapping noises that could be heard. People that walked by stopped for a few moments to listen, it was too hard core for some of them so they went on down the hall. Tiny squeaks could also be heard from inside the lab, the students knew who it was, it was tiny Professor Flitwick. "Maybe he forgot to do his homework." One boy whispered to the girl standing next to him. Her hand grew tighter across her lips.
"You never know, he could have." She said after the wave of laughter left.
"This is so disgusting." Another boy said putting his ear up to the door. He drew his head back, he had a confused look on his face.
"What is it?" The girl asked.
"They're having a three some." He said.
"Eww." The girl said putting her ear up to the door. The other boy soon followed. "This is sick." She said.
"If it's so sick why are you listening?" Asked Dean Thomas who walked up behind them.
"Because, it's funny, who knew teachers shagged?" The first boy said. Dean shook his head and put his ear up to the door as well.
"Who the hell is in there with him?" Asked Dean.
"Professor Flitwick." Said the girl.
"Oh that's disgusting!" Dean said.
"Did you hear that?" Asked Snape.
"No." Flitwick said out of breath. "Well go on." He instructed. Snape raised a brow and then did what he was told. A high pitched squeak came out of his mouth. Snape laughed and went on with his business.
"Lick it." Said the Voice. Snape looked up, and then around. That voice had become a constant visitor to Snape, he never figured out who it was.
"No." Snape said.
"What?" Flitwick asked lifting his head up.
"Nothing, lie back and shut the fuck up." He said pushing his head back down. Snape looked around and went back to work.
"You silly fool, lick it!" The voice boomed through the room.
"Who the fuck was that?" Dean asked pulling his head back.
"It was your mother." Said a kid from behind him. Dean had a confused look on his face, the small first year looked just like Draco.
"Who the fuck are you?" Asked Dean.
"Draven M. Peterson." He said in a tone matching the one Draco once used.
"Well Draven, why don't you fuck off?" Dean said turing around.
"Blow me asshole." He said walking away.
"No thanks needle dick." Dean said, Draven stopped dead in his tracks, he turned around very slowly.
"It's not that size that counts cum bag, it's what you do with it." He said walking off down the hall.
"What a weirdo." He said. It seems that Dean wasn't the only sixth year to stay behind, Ron had also. He was up in the dormitory alone, he had taken off all his clothes and was now taking naked pictures of himself. He had started with a lavender silk teddie on, but that was laying discarted on the floor, by Harry's bed. Since no one has really hung out with Ron, they had no idea that he liked to do stuff like this. I'm sure to his old friends this would come as quite a shock, since Ron never dressed in lady clothes before.
"Ron you are NASTY!" He said looking in the mirror, he spanked his bare ass and then regretted it. "Fuck." He swore rubbing his ass.
The Burrow...
"Arthur darling are you coming out?" Mrs. Weasley yelled from her bed. She just settled herself in, she was naked waiting for her husband.
"Give me a minute hun, this isn't easy to put on you know." He yelled from the bathroom.
"All right." She huffed, she'd begun to twiddle her thumbs, but was distracted when Arthur walked out of the bathroom, he was dressed from head to toe in black leather, zippers ran all over the exotic costume. He had a matching mask on, the mouth was zipped shut. "Come to Mommy big boy!" Arthur unzipped the mouth, growled and then jumped onto Molly. "That's a good boy!" That's what Percy heard while walking up the stairs, the walls of the Weasley's home weren't the thickest of walls, so everything could be heard. Percy stopped dead in his tracks when he heard those words.
"Spank me Molly." Arthur said, Percy's face went an unhealthy shade of green.
"All right." As Percy ran from the house, he could hear the sounds of his fathers ass being slapped. He was still wearing his leather outfit so the slapping sounds were exaggerated.
The Malfoy Manor...
Mrs. Malfoy sat back in bed smoking a cigarette, she was sweaty and breathing heavy. "That was amazing." She smiled.
"I know it was." Mrs. Granger said taking the cigarette she took a puff on it and then laid back down, not before handing it back to her. Mrs. Malfoy leaned over and kissed Mrs. Granger on the lips, which caused another round of hot lesbian sex. Forty-five minutes later a house elf brought two trays of food into the room, they'd been together all night and all morning, and had yet to eat, they needed their strength. So after they ate, they of course began to fool around again. Mrs. Malfoy chased Mrs. Granger down the stairs and into the library where Mrs. Granger was thrown up against one of the book shelves, Mrs. Malfoy undid the knot that held Mrs. Granger's robe closed. (Well I think you can guess the rest.)
Back to Hogwarts...
Professor McGonagal was held up in the teachers toilets, her robes were pushed up around her waist, she was looking at a magazine that had just done a spread on Harry, she was touching herself while she looked at the boy wizard. If you had happened to walk in you certainly would have heard her moaning, screeching Harry. But thankfully she looked the door, people knocked of course, and tried to unlock it, but they couldn't the spell was far too damn good, and so was the feeling that erupted all over her body. "Harry." She moinked, she slid off the toilet and laid crumpled up on the floor.
Back to Batman and Robin.
"I think she's laughing at us." Goyle said with a pout.
"You're smart." Crabbe laughed.
"Shut up ass hole." Goyle said. Hermione had doubled over and was still laughing, they all stood there watching her, they all felt extremely stupid.
"It's not that funny." Draco laughed uneasily. Hermione looked up at him tears falling down her face, she shook her head and said.
"Yes, it is."
A/N: Oh that was so wrong, I do know that! Oh well, hope you like it. Oh and if you noticed any mistakes fix them yourself!