THIS CHAPTER IS NOT IMPORTANT TO THE STORY AND IS MENT AS A JOKE . OH AND I DONT OWN NARUTO. IF I DID SAUSKE WOULDNT BE THERE AND THE SHOW WOULD BE ABOUT SHIKAMARU. BUT I GEUSSE THE NAME WOULDNT MAKE SENSE THEN?

It was the day after Shikamaru and Ino had there first time and Sakura and Ino decided to go out for some tea. "So you guys just decided to go at it!" Sakura asked still confused about what had happened.
"No we didn't just start going at it" said Ino laughing on the inside at Sakura's intrest. "I had to really intrest him in it ya know so i kinda just resured him" she said proud of herself. "Really what did you have to say"
Sakura asked still really interested. "Oh why should I tell you Sakura it's somthing a little horny virgin like you wouldnt understand, You should of givin up on Sauske like I did and gone after another guy". "You know Naruto wasn't a bad guy, but you missed your chance and wen't after Sauske sure you got him, but now you're not happy and Naruto is with Hinata" said Ino trying to sound supierior. It was true sometimes she thought it might have been nice to be Narutos girl. And her Sauske was off on missions all the time, and she was a virgin still but the upside was...Uh I geusse there was no upside. "Why dont you just shut the fuck up and tell me wat happened, and anyways you only lost it yesterday dont sound so supirior and shit!"Sakura said really pissed. "Well he was nervous that it would really mean something and that i wouldn't be able to let him go or i might write him letters and his mission would be comprimised and that he couldnt garuentee that he wouldnt meet someone in the sand and couldn't live with the fact that he cheated on me" said Ino. "Uh huh so what did you tell him" said Sakura still very confused. "Well I told him that this was just because I loved him and that having sex would help me let him go and also that he didn't have to write me because the mission was so important to the village and I understood that we couldn't be connected, and that also he could see other Kounochis because he would be gone so long without a girl" said Ino trying to sound like she knew what she was doing with her life. "So wait leme get this straight" said Sakura. "ok" replied Ino. "So you beged him for sex and then told him that it didn't have to mean anything and then said he didnt have to mail or keep contact with you and then told him he could go and see other women, is that right" said Sakura grinning. Ino just sat there with her mouth open. "Shiki must be a god to all men" said Sakura "Oh and, WHO'S SUPIRIOR NOW BITCH!" yelled Sakura.

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