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When Umbridge Was Being a Bitch 5th Book

Just like most people, I hated Umbridge and I'm not talking kind of pissed off hate, i seriously loather this woman. It almost pained me to read about her and her horridnessness...And then when Harry just put up with her in detention, I'm sitting her going "GROW SOME BALLS HARRY!". Yes, I know it would've just ended him up in more detentions, but I would so love to see Umbridge stood up to. So I decided, hell, I have a fanfiction designed for those moments!

Plus special thanks to Aussie Trebs who reminded me that there are other people out there who might like this change...

How it went:

The second detention was just as bad as the previous one. The skin on the back of Harry's hand became irritated more quickly now and was soon red and inflamed. Harry thought it unlikely that it would keep healing effectively for long. Soon the cut would remain etched into his hand and Umbridge would, perhaps, be satisfied. He let no gasp of pain escape him, however, and from that moment of entering the room to the moment of his dismissal, again past midnight, he said nothing but 'good evening' and 'goodnight'.

How it should've gone:

The second detention was just as bad as the previous one. As soon as Harry began to write, his scabbed sores split and bleed, he tried to hold his tongue. Silently fuming he tried to write as quick as possible but trying to cause as less pain as possible. It didn't seem to make any difference. Beside him Umbridge let off a small chuckle, Harry turned and looked at her, she immediately look down at her book. Harry glared and placed his quill on the table. Umbridge put her book down,

"What do you think you're doing Potter? You still have more lines to write."

Harry looked Umbridge squarely in the eye and folded his arms,

"No. You can't treat me like this, just because I'm not saying what you want me to say!"

Umbridge's eyes flashed,

"I can and will Potter! So now pick up that quill!"

Harry stood his ground,

"You can't treat people like they don't matter! You can't get away with this!" He shoved his bleeding hand under her nose, "This isn't a detention, this is a assault!"

Umbridge glared,

"Welcome to the real world Potter, the wizarding world. There's no such thing as whiney little rich men in business suit telling you how to run you life."

Harry glared back,

"No, instead there's you," He said coldly. He pushed the parchment away from him and stood up to leave. Umbridge rose as well,

"Your not going anywhere Potter, you still have several hours of detention yet to complete!" She hissed, spit flying.

Harry pulled out his wand,

"No, we're done," he waved it threateningly in her face.

Umbridge looked briefly shocked, then pulled out her own wand and was about to mutter a spell when Harry shouted the disarming spell. Umbridges flew out of her hand and into Harry's who threw it to one side,

"Screw your theory classes! Theory isn't going to help us in the real world Umbridge, the wizarding world! Screw your detentions and most of all screw you! Don't come near me ever again, or I swear, I'll do something I shouldn't need to do!" Harry stormed out of her office, feeling slightly frightened, but glad he stood up to her...