Quidditch Pitch
(to the tune of Danding Queen by ABBA)
By Evil Hunter (aka Ronka)
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Disclaimer: I own neither the Harry Potter ideas andcharacters within, nor the song by ABBA. If I did, I'd probably be-- well, I'd probably still be writing silly filks. Hrm.
Summary: A filk about Quidditch, written after the release of OotP. To the tune of ABBA's Dancing Queen.
Note: I recommend listening to this with the song playing, because filks are ever so much funner to sing along to than just read.
Ooh
Look at them, they can fly, spending their time in the sky
Ooh
See that save, watch that snitch, all on the Quidditch Pitch.
The first game of the season starts,
Time to test all your Quidditch smarts,
When the balls are released, the players are up--to
Fight for the Quidditch Cup,
It's so fun to be up that high,
Keep your broom or you're gonna die,
Racing for the Quaffle, keeping out the goals,
There are four different roles,
One guards the scoring poles…
Others are playin' Quidditch, on the pitch, trying to get the snitch,
Playin' Quidditch, on the pitch, to forget Umbridge,
Oh, yeah
They can Chase, they can Beat, playing this game's quite a feat,
Ooh
They don't care, like an itch, just gotta play Quidditch.
You're a Beater; you must be strong,
Otherwise you won't last long,
Zooming past the players, keep your eyes around,
Wait, that's a Bludger sound…
And then you hit the ground…
You're on the Quidditch pitch, there you twitch, going to need a stitch,
On the pitch, above you there's a medi-witch,
Uh-oh!
You can't feel, but you see your team's dancing in victory,
Ooh
Caught the snitch, what a switch, so now you've won Quidditch!
All on the Quidditch Pitch!
End. Thanks for reading!
-Evil Hunter