Yo! Yeah, I've had a major writer's block, if you can call it that, sorry, but I have come up with another one! So Sam is complaining about the trials of crossing Mordor with Frodo. I tried to make it sort of rhyme like the song does, but I probably failed miserably.
Thanks to nelarun, armageddon-incarnate, and fili for reviewing!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings, the tune of the song, or anything referred to in the song.
Big Black Road of Broken Toes
To the tune of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
I walk an big black road
The blackest one that I have ever known
Tripped over a stone
Broke my toe-it hurts-and I'm stuck with him.
I climb this hill-it's steep,
On the big black road of broken toes
Mordor never sleeps
Nor do we, my toe hurts, and I'm stuck with him.
I'm stuck with him,
I'm stuck with him.
I'm stuck with him,
I'm stuck with-
Mr. Frodo's the only one that walks without limping
My poor old toe's the only thing that's bleeding
Sometimes I wish some orc out there would find him
'Til then I'm stuck with him
Ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow, ooow-ow
Ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow
We're crawling near the road
Stupid orcs don't see us right down here
Off the big black road
It's so muddy and I'm stuck with him
Read between the lines
That Ring's fucked up and my toe's not all right
Checked his vital signs
Damn, he's still alive, and I'm stuck with him.
I'm stuck with him
I'm stuck with him
I'm stuck with him
I'm stuck with-
Mr. Frodo's the only one that walks without limping
My poor old toe's the only thing that's bleeding
Sometimes I wish some orc out there would find him
'Til then I'm stuck with him
Ow-ow, ow-ow, ow-ow, ooow-ow
Ow-ow, ow-ow
I'm stuck with him
I'm stuck with-
I climb this hill-it's steep,
On the big black road of broken toes
Mordor never sleeps
Nor do we, my toe hurts, and I'm stuck with-
Mr. Frodo's the only one that walks without limping
My poor old toe's the only thing that's bleeding
Sometimes I wish some orc out there would find him
'Til then I'm stuck with him