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Random FMA Stories

By HomunculusGreedLing

Chapter 2: Fuhrer order# 5726

"Hey Greed, I need you to do a favor for me," called Sloth. Greed yawned.

"What is it?" asked Greed. He got up off the couch and approached Sloth and Wrath.

"Take care of Wrath," replied Sloth. Wrath tugged at her arm, trying to drag her down.

"It'll cost you," said Greed.

"What?" asked Sloth. Greed handed her a paper.

"Get Pride to sign this, and…" Greed whispered something in Sloth's ear.

Sloth looked at Wrath, who was busy trying to rip her arm off. She sighed.

"Ok, sure. And Wrath, listen to Greed," Sloth started to leave.

"Okay mommy," said Wrath.

"And remember, Tomorrow at eight, please get a leave, I'm sure Pride will grant one," yelled Greed as Sloth left.

"So, what do we play now?" asked Wrath. Greed looked at Wrath.

"Go play with Gluttony," replied Greed.

"But he tried to eat me…"

"Then go play with monster," said Greed, he didn't want to be stuck with Wrath all day. Wrath ran off to find Envy. Greed smiled. Now where to take Sloth for her date.

Roy stared at the massive pile of paperwork in front of him. He was thinking desperately of some way to get rid of his work, time that could have been spent actually doing the work. A messenger burst in and delivered a paper to Hawkeye, who read it aloud.

Fuhrer order # 5726: 5th October is going to be military Show and Tell day. All military personel Must participate

The room was quiet for a moment, then burst with laughter. A few minutes later, they realized it wasn't a joke, and the room fell silent again.

'The Fuhrer's gone crazy. This is good, maybe they'll kick him out,' thought Roy.

"Well I'll go prepare my presentation, see you all later," Roy got up, finally getting an excuse to leave work that Hawkeye couldn't argue against, her gun was the only thing that kept Roy at the office.

The parade ground was all set and a huge stage was made for the occasion. All the military was present.

First up, Maes Hughes.

Hughes stood on the stage and gave a signal. A curtain raised up from behind him. A massive picture of Elysia stood behind him. The crowd was silent, Elysia needed no introduction, everyone in the military had seen her pictures, not that they had ever wanted to.

"Awed by her beauty aren't you?" said Hughes.

It took a minute for the silent crowd to explode. Hughes was booed off the stage, and pelted by various objects.

Next, Edward Elric.

Ed went up on stage. He picked his auto-mail arm up from the pile of things thrown at Hughes, and attached it.

"I'll make some statues using Alchemy," announced Ed. He brought his hands together. There was a flash of light.

Several statues stood on the stage. All had one common theme, Roy dying very painful deaths.

"Whoa, that shrimp is good," the crowd said in unision.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER SMALL ULTRA SHRIMP WHO CANT BE SEEN WITHOUT A MICROSCOPE," yelled Ed, there was another flash of light. The statues disappeared, and were replaced by a giant cannon.

"Umm…brother, I think that's enough…" Alphonse dragged Ed away. Then came back and used alchemy to remove the cannon.

"Hey, you show us something," came a voice from the crowd.

"Umm… okay, these are my cats…" Al opened his chest plate. More than a hundred cat's came flooding out. The crowed just stood there with their mouths hanging open.

"That's too much…" muttered Ed.

It's Armstrong's turn. The horror, the horror.

Alex Louis Armstrong got up on the stage.

"Umm…Roy, weren't the others supposed to stop him from coming?" asked Ed.

"We did destroy his car," replied Roy.

"Wait a second… didn't the Armstrong's have some running technique, I believe that the Major mentioned it once," said Al. Everyone sighed.

"Hey Full-Metal, iknow a way we ca turn this into an advantage," said Roy.

Armstrong took center-stage, and threw off his shirt. Massive sparkles surrounded him.

"Now, behold my beautiful muscles, and watch me demonstrate the glorious techniques passed down through the generations of the Armstrong family," he started to flex his muscles.

Ed and Roy started selling sunglasses and barf bags to all the military.

Now it's Havoc's turn.

After all the cats had been cleared off the stage, Havoc appeared with a woman at his side. Havoc held up a piece of paper.

"This is a list of all the girls the colonel has stolen from me, and this is my lawyer, I'm filing a case against him," explained Havoc. Havoc's lawyer glanced over at Roy, then whispered something in Havoc's ear.

"Yes, that's him," replied Havoc. His lawyer took the mike from him.

"The case is now dropped," said the lawyer, and moved toward Roy, who started to chat with her. The crowd exploded with laughter. Havoc got that look he got when Katherine Armstong dumped him. He went off stage.

Riza Hawkeye.

Hawkeye came on the stage with her gun collection. She showed her guns, and was met with applause. Everyone knew not to make her mad. They knew what she could do with a pistol, and shuddered to think of what she could do with an assault rifle.

The Flame Alchemist's turn.

Roy approached the stage clutching a giant book in his hands. He held it up for all to see.

"This is my phonebook."

Everyone fell to the ground.

The Fuhrer

Fuhrer King Bradley approached the stage. He gave a signal, a curtain raised behind him. A giant picture of his son, Selim, was behind him.

"This is my son, Selim," said the Fuhrer. The crowd exploded with applause.

"Sure they cheer him on…" muttered Hughes.

"Hey Hughes, what are you doing?" Roy approached Hughes, who was sitting in a dark corner. Hughes looked at Roy.

"Roy, I've made a decision."

"What?"

"I'm going to become Fuhrer."

"What? Why?"

"When I become Fuhrer, I'm going to make everyone in the military see pictures of Elycia."

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Next chapter, Greed's date goes horribly wrong.