Note: Letters may not be in order of occurence.
OWN NOTHING!
The A-Z of Hogwarts
Harry looked out the window as the country scenery sped past. He was on the Hogwarts Express for the last time on his way to Hogwarts. He was about to complete his last year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the school that had been his real home for seven years.
"I'm going to miss Hogwarts," Harry said to his two best friends Ron and Hermione.
"We all are, mate," Ron slapped him on the back.
Hermione looked up from her magazine, looking excited,
"You know what we should do?"
"What?" Ron and Harry asked.
Hermione turned her magazine Witch Weekly to face Ron and Harry,
"This!"
Harry and Ron leaned in to get a better look at the article,
"To get that special guys attention?"
Hermione blushed, and flipped the next page with the title, 'Take a trip down memory lane'.
Ron groaned,
"Do we have to?"
"C'mon Ron! It'll be fun!" Hermione turned the magazine to face her again and began reading the instructions. What we have to do is, go through the alphabet and connect a word to memory. They have suggestions, but most of them suck. So we can come up with our own!"
Ron groaned again and repeated,
"Do we have to?"
"Yes, we do! It's our last train trip to Hogwarts, so it has to be the one to remember."
"Who said I would pass this year? I might need to catch this train again next year!"
Hermione ignored him and looked at Harry,
"You agree with him don't you?"
Harry looked thoughtful,
"No...It could be fun...What's the first suggestion?"
Hermione grinned and looked at her magazine once more,
"A is for Adventure..."
A is for Adventure
"Adventure?" Ron scoffed, "Had many of them. They were great. Next!"
Hermione rolled her eyes,
"Do this properly-"
"The first adventure was probably first year...When we went to stop Quirrell getting the stone..."
"That's the idea Harry!"
"...The there was the Chamber of Secrets, saving Ginny's life..."
Ron frowned,
"So the Adventures we're discribing are all the situation where Harry nearly dies?"
They both ignored him,
"Then you got to meet your innocent godfather..." Hermione said.
"...And the bastard who was really guilty..." Harry added through clenched teeth.
"Then there was the triwizard tornament..."
"And the whole thing was a scam thanks to that bastard pretending to be Mad Eye Moody..."
"Then you escaped Voldemort again..."
"Ugly revived bastard..."
"Please Harry stop calling everyone a bastard!"
Harry cleared his throat,
"Sorry."
"And then-"
"Can we stop now please!"
"No," Hermione said firmly.
Ron grabbed the magazine from Hermione,
"Lets move onto 'B'..."
