Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Or Sasuke either at that...
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"You're gonna die young." Naruto predicted mournfully.

"...Hn", was all Sasuke said.

The two of them were seated cross-legged under a shady tree. They had earlier been sparring and were now taking a break. Sasuke sighed inwardly. Trust Naruto to come up with ideas that were not only weird but also extremely lame just for the sake of passing time by. Didn't the hyper dobe know that silence was golden?

Naruto continued peering at Sasuke's palm, holding it in both hands. "You're going to end up a lonely, grumpy old man with 13 grandchildren at age 93."

Obviously, he hadn't.

"…That doesn't make any sense…"

Naruto frowned. "Yea, you're right…there's something wrong with your palm lines."

"…."

"No, you idiot. Your prediction is what doesn't make sense."

Naruto pouted. "Don't underestimate the great future Hokage's palm-reading skills!"

"…. Whatever…"

Naruto ignored Sasuke and concentrated on staring at Sasuke's palm, deciphering the great mysteries that lay within the lines.

Suddenly, Naruto squealed excitedly. He pointed at some barely unidentifiable line. "Look Sasuke, look! You're going to get lotsa money and be incredibly rich! I knew it was a good idea to be your friend! Free ramen...yum…"

Sasuke sweat dropped as Naruto randomly went off topic. How in the world did he fall for a moron like this?

"Oh wait…. you're going to be jobless…"

Sasuke snorted. "Basically, I'm going to die early, have a non-existent love life and have no career to speak of besides living till age 93, get cursed with 13 grandchildren and earn a ton of money."

"Err... yeah! That's about it!"

"…"

"Whatever, I'm going ho-HEY! What do you think you're doing?"

Naruto capped back his marker that had magically appeared out of nowhere and beamed proudly. "Extending your life-line!"

Sasuke stared at the squiggles Naruto had generously decorated his palm with in dumbfounded silence. He had always known Naruto was stupid but this…this probably created a whole new level of stupidity.

"..."

"See, now you won't die young!"

"…"

Sasuke sighed in exasperation. Why did he even bother? Then, he noticed something. He pointed at it. "Hey, why did you make every line longer except for this one?"

Naruto grinned. "Coz that's your love line! I don't want you to find love."

"…"

"Are you cursing me?"

"If you don't have a love life, then you can stay with me forever!"

Sasuke stared as Naruto scrambled up and started waving his hands up and down with impatience.

"Come on, Sasuke! I'm hungry…ramen!"

Sasuke got up and trailed after Naruto.

"Don't run, dobe. You might trip and hit your head; you're already stupid enough."

"Shut up! Sasuke you idio-OW!"

Sasuke snickered as Naruto fell flat on his face. Maybe palm-reading wasn't so lame after all.

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Just a little something I wrote to stay awake during my statistics class...hope it was ok! Please leave a review. Thanks!