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Disclaimer: I don't own Full-Metal Alchemist, though Greed says he can convince Hiromu Arakawa to sell it to me.
Oh well, getting that aside, lets proceed to the story. Greed's date with Sloth.
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By HomunculusGreedLing
Chapter 3: Hell hath no fury…
Greed tucked the sleeping Wrath in bed. He hoped that the sedative was enough to keep the hyperactive brat to stay asleep while Greed went on his date with Sloth. He did pour enough in the glass to knock out an entire herd of rhinos for about three weeks, but this was Wrath, so you could never be too careful.
Once sure that Wrath was sound asleep, he got ready for his date. If Wrath knew that Greed was going out with Sloth, Greed didn't want to know what the psychotic kid would do, after all, Wrath could even get past his Ultimate Shield.
"Wow, you look amazing," Greed complimented Sloth as she emerged from her room. Greed amused himself as he watched Sloth blush. Women were so gullible.
"Shall we go?" asked Sloth.
"Sure, I know this perfect little place," Greed led Sloth out.
"Seriously, are all my husbands falling for that girl," muttered Dante as she saw Sloth and Greed leave the house.
Greed led Sloth into the bar. Truth be told, he had no idea he would wind up here. He had considered going into the 'Devil's Nest', but it occurred to him that it wouldn't quite be to Sloth's liking, so, for some reason, this place occurred to him as a good place. The thought just plain popped in his head, it just struck him as a place that was suitable to a woman in the military.
Greed and Sloth took a seat and looked at the menu. The door to the bar opened again. Greed looked to see who entered.
"Oh shit!" said Greed. Now he remembered why this had struck him as a place a girl in the military would like, it was the place one of the girls he was dating took him to once. Greed couldn't remember her rank though, maybe it was 2nd Lieutenant.
"What was that?" asked Sloth, still staring at the menu.
"Oh shit, this is bad… I mean I need to go shit," Greed got up and rushed into the washroom. The girl he was dating wasn't one to mess with.
"Oh god what am I going to do," muttered Roy. He stood looking at himself in the washroom window. Both his dates had met up with each other.
The door burst open, Greed burst in muttering the same words. Roy looked at him.
"You too?" he asked.
"Yup, afraid so," said Greed. They both laughed over their predicament.
"Those two over there, the ones angrily chatting, that's them," said Roy pointing to the girls out of the washroom. The door was slightly ajar so Greed and Roy could look out.
"Ah, poor guy, my dates haven't met yet, they're the ones there, and there," said Greed, pointing out the two women.
"Hey, that's the Fuhrer's secretary, you lucky dog, and that's… oh no man, I'm sorry, I hope you had a good life, I pity you…" Roy noticed who the other girl was. It was the one person that no one in the military wanted to mess with, First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye.
"I have to get out somehow…" said Greed.
"Fine, lets go," Roy used the drew an alchemic circle on the soap, and put it to the wall. There was a flash of light, an opening was created in the washroom wall.
"Well, I'll be going now. Would you like to leave too, before you're discovered," said Roy. Greed wanted to leave, but he didn't want to leave Sloth behind, without giving some excuse. If he just left, that would make Sloth quite angry, and Greed knew not to cross angry women.
"Guess, I'll just have to go tell her that I've got to leave," Greed shrugged, this was going to be troublesome.
'But how to get to her without being noticed? ' he thought.
As Greed and Roy just stood there, a large man emerged from the cubicle.
"Major, what are you doing here?" asked Roy. The giant man looked at both of them with sparkles in his eye.
"I was here with my sister, when nature called, I was in here, and I couldn't help but overhearing you by the keen listening ears of the Armstrong family. I don't want this man to suffer at the first lieutenant's hands, so I will guide him to his table," he said.
"Fine, if you get caught, though, it's your funeral," Roy warned Greed then left.
Greed left the washroom, hiding behind Armstrong's massive figure.
"Yo, big guy, I just want to say thanks," said Greed.
"Helping out people whose dates are about to meet is a tradition practiced by the Armstrong family for generations," came the reply.
"Hey, sorry I took so long, I was…" Greed stopped, this wasn't happening.
"Oh Greed, don't worry. This is a friend from work, her names Riza," said Sloth.
"We've met," said Hawkeye calmly.
"Umm…well, sorry, but I've got to be going now," Greed started to back away.
"Hold on… what about our date," asked Sloth.
"Maybe later," Greed backed away.
Twelve shots rang throughout the bar. Greed paused. Hawkeye lowered her gun.
"Where do you think you're going?" asked Hawkeye sternly.
"Help me," Greed whispered to Armstrong.
A shirt sailed into the air. Armstrong started to flex his muscles, bright sparkles surrounding him. Greed wouldn't have been able to see if he didn't wear his dark glasses, which, in his opinion, made him look so damn hot.
"Run," suggested Armstrong.
Greed ran for it, bullets whizzing behind him.
Envy looked out of the ally at the people passing in the street. There were so many damn people, it made his search for Hohenhiem that much harder.
"Hey mons… I mean Envy," came a voice from behind him. Envy turned around to see Greed running towards him.
"What is it?" asked Envy. Hohenhiem of light passed in the street behind Envy. Envy looked ready to rip someone's head off, Greed decided not to mention this to him.
"I need you to help me," said Greed.
"And why should I do that?" asked Envy.
"Two reasons. One, you get to kill some one. Two, I'll let you punch me without me pulling out my shield," Said Greed.
"Fine, what do I need to do," asked Envy, he was itching to finally punch Greed without him using out his shield.
"There's a woman on my back, I need you to get rid of her," said Greed, "Oh no, she's here."
Greed ran away. Envy looked to see a woman approaching them.
"Come here, I'll rip you to shreds," snarled Envy.
Several shots echoed through the area. Envy's lifeless body fell to the ground, all twenty shots had penetrated his chest.
"Looks like monster couldn't take care of her," Greed muttered as he ran through the alley, trying to avoid Hawkeye's shots.
'Hey, wait a second… what am I doing? I'm Greed, THE ULTIMATE SHIELD, she can't do anything to me,' Greed thought. He stopped and turned around, now in his ultimate shield form. The bullet's ricocheted off him. Hawkeye stopped.
"Hah, you can't do anything to me," Greed reverted to normal form.
Hawkeye raised a rocket launcher. BOOM.
Hawkeye left the warehouse, Greed's blown up body slowly regenerated.
Greed stumbled to the mansion to find Sloth, Envy, and Wrath waiting for him at the doorstep.
"Today's just not my lucky day," muttered Greed.
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