Didn't get as many reviews as I wanted, in fact, I only got one for Chapter 3. Truth be told, I write for reviews (that, and my love for writing fanfics.).
Oh well, if you didn't think that was good, tell me. All reviews and flames are welcome. Reviews will help me write more, flames will be used to heat home, cook, etc.
Hey, sorry for the delay, my comp was on the fritz.
Oh yeah, I've rambled on for a long time, so back to the story. The trial of Edward Elric.
Disclaimer: I don't own full metal alchemist, though Roy says he can "persuade" Arakawa-san into giving it to me if I can get him a copy of Jiraiya-sama's book… now if only I owned Naruto…
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By: HomunculusGreedLing
Chapter 3: A very 'short' case
Ed sat on the chair quietly, wondering who the court appointed lawyers were. He looked around as the room started to fill, now regretting his actions.
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"Go ahead shorty, drink up like a good shrimp," the Brigadier General shoved the glass in Ed's face. Ed pushed the man away, he could smell alcohol coming form the man's mouth.
'Why can't the colonel deliver his own paperwork…' thought Ed, making a mental note to make Roy suffer before killing him. Ed turned to leave.
"Hey, where do you think you're going? I'm a Brigadier General, I'm your superior, I own you, you pipsqueak," the Brigadier General caught Ed and pulled him back. Ed shoved him away.
"You don't own me!" cried Ed, "AND WHO… WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN WHO HAS TO DO WHATEVER YOU BASTARDS SAY!"
There were several flashes of light, along with several loud thumps and screams.
When military personnel entered the room, they found it all distorted, and saw Ed standing over the Brigadier General's bloody body.
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Ed glanced at his automail, the bloodstains still hadn't come off.
Ed looked back at the room to find the Brigadier General being brought in on the wheelchair. Ed looked at the Brigadier General's face, and felt most of his regret being replaced by satisfaction. Besides the brutally beaten man stood another man. His lawyer, Ed deducted, but where was his lawyer.
"Hiya Full-Metal, hows it going?" Colonel Roy mustang came and sat next to him.
"Colonel, what the hell are you doing here?" asked Ed.
"Full-Metal, isn't it obvious, I'm your lawyer," replied Roy.
"What?" cried Ed.
Roy smiled, then scribbled something on a piece of paper and put it in his pocket.
A moderately attractive female judge took her seat. The case began.
About half hour into the case, the prosecution had just presented it's total case. Things looked bad for the chibi alchemist.
Ed shifted around in his seat, things weren't going as good as he hoped. Roy just sat in the seat, apparently concentrating hard.
"Hey colonel, are you here to help me win or what?" asked Ed. Roy looked at him.
"Oh yes, the case… sorry, I wasn't paying attention," said Roy calmly.
"Then what were you doing! You sure looked like you were concentrating really hard," said Ed.
"I was thinking of a way to stop my two girlfriends from hating me, they bumped into each other," explained Roy.
"What? You bastard, you're supposed to help me win!" hissed Ed.
"Oh yeah, okay," Roy sighed and got up. He approached the judge, and showed her the piece of paper. Then returned to his seat.
"We win," Roy told Ed.
"How are you so sure," asked Ed
"This court finds the Full-Metal Alchemist, Edward Elric, not-guilty," The judge announced the verdict.
"See, told you so," said Roy. Ed stared at him.
"So, how'd you do it?" asked Ed. He and Roy were leaving the building.
"That, it's because of this," Roy showed Ed a piece of paper.
If Ed wins, I'll go out on a date with you. I'll pick you up at seven. – Roy
Ed fell to the ground. Roy smiled threw the paper up in the air and burnt it using alchemy. Time to go get ready for his date.
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Again, I'm sorry for the delay, future chapters wont take so long, unless I get writer's block, or my comp goes on the fritz again.
