Here's the next chapter, sorry for the delay in updates, I'm working on another project right now. It's called "Chibi-napped".

Thanks for your reviews, I know the previous chapter wasn't all that good, so I have a treat for you. This is one of my best works yet, but its five parts long. Without further ado, we begin with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Full-Metal Alchemist. So what? I will, soon… very soon… (Evil Grin)

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Random FMA stories

By: HomunculusGreedLing

Chapter 5: Schemes part 1+2; 'It begins' and 'Shopping'

Envy got up off the ground. Blood and mechanical parts lay splattered all around him.

Grinning evilly, he wiped the blood off his face, and looked down at the minute corpse in front of him.

'At last,' he thought, 'I've killed the prick's son.' He raised his leg to kick the corpse.

"ENVY, WAKE UP!"

Envy rolled off the bed and onto the cold stony floor. He opened his eyes, and was face to face with his younger version.

"Come on Envy, I'm bored, let's do something," the boy whined.

"Not now Wrath, what time is it? Let me eat breakfast first," Envy grumbled lazily. He went down to the mansion's kitchen.

"Hey, the monsters finally awake."

"Shut up Greed," snapped Envy. He looked around the room.

Greed was devouring a steak with his shark-like teeth. Wrath was trying to arouse a sleeping Sloth from the bowl her head was in, Pride definitely gave her too much work. Speaking of Pride, he wasn't here, Envy assumed he was at home with his 'family'. Dante sat at the end of the table, quietly chewing on a sandwich. Lust was staring directly at him. Envy blushed and quickly looked away. Gluttony and the fridge were nowhere to be seen.

"Aw man, don't tell me he ate the fridge again, I'm starving," moaned Envy.

"Alright, We won't tell you," remarked Greed, a shark-like grin covering his face.

Envy had the intention to break every one of Greed's teeth, but he was too hungry.

"I'm starving," he moaned again.

"Then go to the supermarket, and while you're at it, get these too," said Dante, throwing Envy a long list.

"Ask someone else," replied Envy.

"Please," moaned Lust. Envy turned bright red.

"Okay I'll do it," Envy picked up the list and turned around.

"And take Wrath with you, he is so annoying," said Greed.

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Envy and Wrath stood in front of the supermarket. Now this wasn't any ordinary supermarket, this one had everything in it. Seriously, it had every bloody thing you could think of. After staring at the building for about a minute or so, they walked in, and bumped into something.

Envy got up, and looked (down) at Edward Elric.

"Hey Wrath, look, It's the Full-Metal Shrimp…"

"WHO'S AN ULTRA-SMALL SUPER SHRIMP? YOU STUPID PALM TREE"

"You wanna fight do you?"

"Sorry, I don't fight girls…"

"Scared?"

"… but in this case, I'll make an exception."

"Brother, this isn't the time. Come on, we have to buy the groceries, or Izumi-sensei's gonna kill us," said Alphonse Elric.

Hearing the name of Izumi Curtis sent shivers down all four's spines (Yup, even a suit of armor shivered), and they all went on their merry way down the aisles.

On the fifth aisle, both of them entered from the same side. On the far end, they saw it. Both Ed and Envy's eye's sparkled like Armstrong's. There it hung, the perfect black gothic Lolita outfit. (Told you this store had everything.)

"I have to get it for Winry," thought Ed.

"I have to get it for Lust," thought Envy.

And so began the cataclymasic battle down the unnaturally long lane. People in the lane were trampled, bystanders were shocked and traumatized.

The fight seemed to be an even match, neither side seemed to be winning. Suddenly, Envy got an idea, a brilliant idea.

He scooped up a carton of milk and threw it at Ed. It exploded.

As Ed squirmed around in pain, Envy pushed forward, paying no attention to the screams of "It burns. It burns," behind him.

Envy leapt for the dress. He was so close, it was right in front of him…

A tall man quickly snatched it off the rack. He walked away, not even noticing Envy on the floor.

"This'll look perfect on Elysia when she grows up," remarked Hughes as he walked away, prize in hand.

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There it is, please review.

I'll try to update faster.

Next part: 'Revenge'