D is for Death
The compartment fell silent.
"W-Well, there was Quirrell..."
"Tom Riddle, the memory addition."
Harry and Hermione laughed.
"There was the plant outside Charms, I think Lavender accidently sprayed it with her perfume," ROn said thoughtfully.
There was Cedric, Sirius and Dumbledore," Harry said, knocking Ron and Hermione off guard. Silence took over the room once more.
"There was my Mum and Dad too..."
"You know," Hermione broke the silence, "D could also be for Dursleys or Dudley."
"Or dumbasses, it all means the same thing."
'Ron!"
"He's right," Harry agreed, "God, the Dursley's were torture to live with. I'm hoping not to have to go back there at the end of this year."
"Harry! Remember what Dumbledore said?"
'Yea, yea I know, but-"
You saw how they treated him Hermione! So, Harry how much do you think Dudley weighs now?"
"Dunno, Way over a hundred kilos-"
"Okay, 'E'..."