"Oh my God, they're coming!" Kurt whispered.
"What are we gonna do?" Shawn asked Triple H, gripping to his arm for support.
"First of all, get off my arm."
"Sorry!"
"Next, we keep as quiet as possible so that they don't know we're here!" Hunter mimed.
"Pardon? I couldn't hear a word you were saying!" Kurt replied.
"Urgh, never mind, just blow out the candles." Triple H insisted.
As the footsteps grew louder and louder and closer and closer, Shawn, Kurt and Triple H moved closer together. The only sound to be heard in the room were their heartbeats.
"They're coming to get us!" Kurt uttered.
"Shhh!" Triple H ordered.
Suddenly, the door swung abruptly open...
"AAAARRRRR!" The three men in bed yelled.
"Oh wait, it's only you!" Triple H regained his composure, moving away from Shawn.
"What do you mean 'It's only you'?" one of the men replied.
"Dat...dat's no cool!" the second entrant to the room tutted, tossing an apple into the air.
"Get in there...NOW!" A gruff female voice bellowed, all five men in the bedroom turning to face the doorway.
Stumbling into the doorway, Shawn, Kurt and Triple H knew who the mack wearing boy was immediately...
"Shelton! Take that off or you'll drip snow everywhere...NOW!" his Mama roared until her dark face grew even darker.
"Ye..yes Mama." the former Intercontinental Champion responded, some would say in fear.
"SI' DOWN!" Mama Benjamin continued, this time, directing her shouting at the other two men; the Legend Killer Randy Orton and Mr Cool himself, Carlito.
"Yes Mama." they both replied timidly, taking their candles and sitting in the corner next to Kurt's bedside.
"Don't mind us asking but, how come you guys - and ladies - are here too?" Shawn inquired respectfully.
"Well, it's like this..." Randy began.
"Shut your mouth you womanising, arrogant jerk!" Mama Benjamin commanded "I'm going to tell that Sexy Boy how come we are here!" she continued, smiling broadly at a worried looking HBK as she puffed up her hair.
Flashback:
Mama Benjamin and Shelton were about ready to leave the arena. She had returned to Raw ever since her son had been under performing in her eyes. After losing to both Johnny Nitro and Carlito in the same evening, she decided that she needed to return as his valet to make sure he at least won matches, let alone regaining the Intercontinental Championship.
"Oh my...Shelton, look at all that snow!" she gasped.
"Wow Mama, looks cold out there!" Shelton replied casually.
"I know it does...my poor baby's gonna get turned into an icicle!" she cried as she began searching deep into her handbag. "Good job I came well prepared!"
"Nah, I'll be fine!" Shelton gulped, knowing full well what his Mom was like in these situations.
"Argh, found it!" she grinned "There you go, baby!"
"Mama there is no way on God's green earth I am wearing that!"
"Luckily for you it's white at the minute then, isn't it? Come on, put it on!"
"No Mama, I haven't worn one of these since I was three years old!" he disagreed, nervously spying the bright yellow mack his Mom conveniently had with her.
"Nonsense, come on, put it on!" she persisted, becoming a little angry.
He knew it was no use; if he put up a fight, the situation would just become a lot more embarrassing for him anyway. Reluctantly giving in, his Mama helped dress him. Unfortunately for Shelton, two men who were coming around the corridor were about to make the situation worse...a lot, lot worse.
"Hey Shelton!" the Legend Killer spoke "Nice mumu!"
"Yeah, where'd you get it from; Toys R Us?" Carlito mocked, noticing the orange duck and beak on the hood.
"Ha ha, very funny!" Shelton dryly responded.
"There...my baby looks so good!" Mama Benjamin gleamed with pride, stepping back to get a better shot of her son. Standing on tip toes to give her son a big, wet, lipstick encrusted kiss...I did mention it was huge, right?
Shelton was less than impressed. Out of the corner of his eyes he could see Randy and Carlito laughing their heads off...not for long though!
"And what's so funny?" Mama Benjamin questioned fiercely, placing her hands on her hips, turning to face the two men.
"Nothing...no he looks wonderful!" they spoke in harmony.
"Good." she nodded, as she began searching in her handbag once again "Here you are!"
Randy and Carlito looked on in horror as Mama Benjamin handed them their very own macks.
"Put them on...NOW!" she shouted.
"Do you wanna be a frog or a fish?" Carlito looked over at a concerned Randy.
"Neither!" he hastily replied, running out topless into the snow.
"Ummm gotta go!" Carlito agreed, catching up with his car partner for the evening.
"That was great Mama!" Shelton howled.
"BE QUIET and show some manners!" she ordered, handing Shelton her bags and their prepared to brace the snow.
Over at the other side of the car park, Carlito and Randy were already in their car. The problem was, it was out of gas...
"I thought you said you were gonna fill it up!" Randy complained.
"Nah, I'm too cool to fill cars up. I don't want my apples getting oily!"
"Now what are we gonna do? All of the gas stations are bound to be closed because of the weather!" Randy sulked.
However, it was as if a light bulb went off over each man's heads. Jumping from their rented car, they dashed over to the Benjamin's in hope of hitching a ride.
"So now you want to be friends, huh?" Shelton smirked.
"Show some manners, boy!" Mama Benjamin sternly told her son, slapping him on the arm. "You can come with us on one condition?"
"What's that?" Carlito inquired.
"YOU KEEP YOUR TRAPS SHUT AND DON'T SAY A WORD UNTIL I STOP THIS CAR, YOU UNDERTSAND!"
"Yes Mama!" they shakily responded, hoping into the back of the car.
"Good...get ready for the ride of your LIFE!" she concluded, speeding off through the snow in her 4 by 4.
End of Flashback.
"We followed you three because we thought you would know the way back to the hotel." Shelton chimed in. "Or at least, we hoped you would've..."
"Wait, but, wouldn't we have seen you?" Kurt considered.
"Nah, remember, the snow was really thick and came on really heavy." Hunter reminded.
"How could I forget?" Kurt muttered.
"Looks like it's us seven then!" Carlito confirmed.
"You don't mind...do you Shawn?" Mama Benjamin purred, bounding onto the bed, hovering close to Shawn's face as she twirled some of his long, golden locks around her pinky finger.
"Ummm, no, Mrs Benjamin."
"That's good!" she chuckled. "Now, you three out of bed, Mama needs to get warm!"
And with that, Shawn, Kurt and Triple H had been relegated to the floor.
"Except for you HBK. You can keep me warm!" Mama flirted.
"Ummm, maybe later!" Shawn indecisively spoke, his eyes on stalks.
But what would the rest of the night entail?
Next time in 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'...
Will there be anymore surprises? Will Shawn get into bed with Mama Benjamin? How many of the WWE Superstar's will cross paths with Mama Benjamin?
Check back for more, soon!