Thanks for the reviews. So, here's the next part.
Disclaimer: I don't own Full-Metal Alchemist… sorry, can't think of anything witty to write.
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Random FMA stories
By: HomunculusGreedLing
Chapter 6: Schemes part 3; 'Revenge'
"Crap, I almost had it," moaned Envy as he walked down the hallway.
"So, who was the dress for?" came a sly voice from behind him.
"Shut up Greed," replied Envy, turning around.
"What? I was just wondering whether it was for you, or… someone else," Greed taunted, stealing a glance at the closed door of Lust's room, which was at the far end of the hallway.
"That's none of your business," snapped Envy, "and how do you even know about that?"
"Let's just say a little birdie told me," mocked Greed.
'Damn, I thought I saw something green in Wrath's pockets,' thought Envy, 'miserable little turncoat.'
"You'll be a bad influence on the kid," said Envy.
"Oh, and the monster isn't?" retorted Greed.
"Just go away will you?" said Envy. Greed shrugged.
"Alright. I was going to tell you a way to get back at the Elrics, but if you're not interested…" Greed started to walk away.
"No, okay, wait," called Envy, he was itching for a chance to get back at Ed.
"Well, I've got some footage here, that will truly disgust those brothers to the core," said Greed, taking a tape out of his jacket.
"What is it?" asked Envy excitedly.
"It's footage of Sloth in the shower," said Greed.
'Footage of their mom, that'll be perfect, it'll even work on that traitor Wrath,' thought Envy.
"I'll take two," said Envy.
"It's going to cost you though," remarked Greed.
"How much?" asked Envy warily.
"A hundred, each," said Greed, with his trademark Shark-like grin.
"That's highway robbery," cried Envy.
"Take it or leave it," replied Greed.
"Fine, here," Envy handed him the money, and walked away with the tapes. It was costly, but it was worth it.
Greed put the money in his jacket and started to walk away. This had been a great plan. The monster was such a big sucker. He wondered if he should've charged more, footage like this wasn't easy to make, oh wait, it was.
Edward Elric woke up late. As he went into the living room, he saw a tape on the floor.
"Hey, Al, what's that?" asked Ed.
Alphonse Elric walked into the room, saw the tape, and picked it up.
"It's from the homunculus Envy," said Al.
"That stupid palm tree? Oh well, put it on," said Ed.
They both put in the film and sat near the screen.
The film showed water flowing out of the shower into a full bathtub, for the entire length of the tape.
"That guy's seriously lost his marbles," remarked Ed.
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