E is for Enemies
"Obviously Malfoy..." Ron muttered.
"And Voldemort..."
"Umbridge..."
"Skeeter..."
"Malfoy Senior..."
"Tom Riddle's memory..."
"Lockhart before he lost his memory..."
"Quirrell..."
"Snape..."
"Pedigrew..."
"The Dursleys..."
"The Basilisk..."
Hermione and Harry looked at Ron,
"It was a snake!"
"Yea..." Ron said slowly, "But it still wanted to kill Harry!"
Hermione and Harry shrugged,
"You have a point," Harry agreed.
"You know, we have a lot of enemies!"
"No we don't!" Ron argued, just to disagree.
Hermione counted on her fingers the people and snake they had just said,
"There were thirteen enemies we just mentioned."
"Well it is the wizarding world..."
"And we do hang out with Harry Potter."
Ron looked at Harry,
"Your a wanted man, Harry!"
"There's Death Eaters too!" Hermione said, "That brings our total to fourteen!"
Ron clapped her on the back,
"Well done Hermone! You've finally learnt how to count! I'm so proud!"
Harry wiped an imaginary tear from his eye,
"They grow up so fast!"
Hermione frowned,
"I think we should move onto 'F'..."