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"You three did a mighty good job of getting this bed warm for Mama!" Mrs Benjamin spoke, snuggling down beneath the covers. "Are you sure you don't wanna get in bed with Mama, Shawn?"
"No, uh, thank you for the offer but I'm fine at the moment." Shawn respectfully declined.
"Because if you do, just say so and I'll make plenty of room for you!" Mama licked her lips seductively.
"Aren't you the lucky one?" Randy muttered sarcastically to HBK.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU SISSY ASS!" Mama yelled.
"Sorry." Randy apologised, embarrassed to be called a sissy ass in front of his co workers.
"Mama it's f-f-f-frezzzzing!" Shelton chattered, trying to gather warmth.
"Do you want to get in bed with Mama like you did when you were a little boy?" she asked as the other members of the WWE locker room began to snigger.
"No...I'll be fine, thank you." Shelton replied shyly.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes Mama, I'm sure." he sighed.
A few minutes of silence passed as each person in the room looked around helplessly, trying to find something to occupy their minds.
"What time is it?" Kurt asked the rest of the room.
"Time you got a watch!" Randy chuckled immaturely to himself.
"Dat...dat was a no cool joke!" Carlito sneered.
"Half past eleven." Triple H said.
"So, what should we do?" Shelton quizzed.
"Go to bed is what you should do," Mama Benjamin chimed in "It's way past your bed time! You'll be too cranky in the morning else to do anything and you know what you're like when you get cranky!" she continued, the rest of the room once again smiling evilly to each other.
"Oh, ok. Night Mama, night guys!" Shelton replied, taking his still damp mack and wrapping it around his body in an attempt to get warm again.
"SHELTON!" Mama Benjamin called.
"What is it Mama?"
"Have you flossed yet?"
"No Mom, I haven't." Shelton exhaled deeply. "I don't have any on me though."
"What do you mean you don't have any on you? That's one of Mama's golden rules is to floss properly!" she told, once again searching deep into her bottomless handbag. "Here, go to the bathroom and do it well before coming back here to be inspected." Mama guided, tossing the packaging over to her son "Oh, and take a candle."
"Is anyone coming with me?" Shelton glanced around, standing to his feet.
"Oh yes, they're all going with you to floss! All except for Shawny, he already has a perfect smile!" she winked, hoping that the others would take the hint to leave the two alone for a bit of, ummm, quality bondage, I mean ha, bonding time...
"Hey! I eat at least five apples a day, my teeth, are stronger than iron, see?" Carlito complained, taping his teeth with his knuckles.
"Do as Mama says...OR ELSE!"
"Yes Mama." Carlito replied.
"See you later...Shawny!" Triple H toyed with his best friend, punching him playfully on the arm, following the other wrestlers out of the room.
"Great!" Shawn mumbled to himself.
Mama Benjamin sat and stared at the Heartbreak Kid for a long, long time. She was hastily becoming infatuated with the man. Everything about him was just so appealing to her. Everything from his soft, blue eyes, his golden lions maine, his well toned yet slender body...yes he was beyond perfection.
"So, Shawny, isn't it about time we got to know each other, a little better." she raised her eyebrows, moving over slightly in bed to get closer to her Prince.
"Yes...well, I suppose so." he responded cautiously.
"Tell me all about...the man behind HBK." she purred, pulling the covers slightly back on the bed.
"Well, ummm, there really isn't that much to say." Shawn began.
"I'm sure there is...tell me more about your private life."
"Well, ummm, I'm married to the most beautiful woman in the world..."
"Oh Shawn, don't get ahead of yourself darling, we've not been on a date yet!" Mama tittered, once again puffing up her hair.
"Sorry, I meant my wife...Rebecca. We have two wonderful children and a few pets, live in San Antonio, Texas and have a great life together." Shawn shrugged.
"Oh. So you're...taken?"
"Yes." Shawn concluded.
Suddenly, Mama Benjamin began to sob "Oh Shawn, I really thought we were destined to be together!" she continued, taking a handkerchief from her handbag.
Shawn couldn't help but feel guilty. He knew he had to be firm with the woman but didn't mean to make her...cry! Sitting by her side on the edge of the bed, Shawn wrapped a comforting arm around her as she rested her head on his shoulder.
"Oh Shawn...you smell wonderful!" she praised, moving closer to the Showstoppa'.
'C'mon Hunter...get back here!' Shawn pleaded in his mind.
Elsewhere, Triple H, Kurt, Randy and Carlito were stood aimlessly in the bathroom as Mr. Benjamin continued to floss for his Mummy.
"Do you think that one of us should go and check to see how Shawn is?" Kurt asked.
"Nah, he'll be fine with Mama!" Randy grinned.
"You're some best friend, leaving him with that...that...maniac!" Kurt stated to Hunter.
"Hey! I was told to come and floss!" Triple H defended his actions. "Besides, Shawn and Mama Benjamin make a cute couple!"
"Yeah, can you imagine sex with that...yuck!" Randy joked.
"Hey! Don't ever talk about my Mama like that!" Shelton shouted.
"Why not?"
"Coz...because I'll have to make remarks like that about your Mama!"
"Leave my Mom out of this, man!" Randy shook his head and the two men stood directly in front of one another.
Before anyone could stop their argument, or before they could continue, a thunderous bang came from another part of the house.
"Mama must have fallen out of bed!" Carlito grinned to himself.
"Or on top of Shawn!" Kurt spoke, wide eyed.
"C'mon, let's go check it out." Hunter decided.
As the five men ventured back into the bedroom, they found Shawn cuddling Mrs Benjamin on the bed.
"Awww isn't that sweet?" Hunter mocked.
"Knock it off!" Shawn warned, through gritted teeth.
"Hey, did you guys hear that loud noise a minute ago?" Kurt questioned.
"Yeah, we did, we just thought that it was you guys in the bathroom." Shawn shrugged, releasing a disappointedMama Benjamin.
"It sounded like it came from downstairs." Carlito piped up.
"So...shouldn't one of us go and check it out?" Shelton inquired.
"But who?" Randy quizzed.
The six wrestlers all were too quick to say no to the proposal, each of them holding their arms up in defence.
"Fine, if you strapping men ain't gonna do it, well, looks like Mama's gonna have to." Mrs Benjamin decided, searching once again in her handbag, reaching for the rolling pin that she happens to keep handy.
"Wow, how much stuff do you keep in there?" Kurt digressed.
"Are you sure, Mom?" Shelton timidly asked.
"Of course I'm sure," she replied, planting a big kiss on the side of his cheek "I'll be back in a minute, baby."
As she disappeared, all five men looked at each other in horror.
"You can't let her go down there on her own!" Kurt scorned.
"Yeah, she's a lady!" HBK agreed.
"She's a woman? Oh, yes, she is." Randy concluded.
But would Mama Benjamin be alright?
Next time in 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'...
How will the boys pass the time whilst waiting for Mama Benjamin to arrive back from her travels? Will she find anything?
Check back for more, soon!