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Random FMA stories

By: HomunculusGreedLing

Chapter 7: Schemes part 4; "The meeting"

Greed opened the door and went into the bar.

He took up his usual seat and was immediately attended to by two women.

He saw his associate enter the bar and dismissed the girls.

"'The devil's nest', Eh? What a quaint place," he remarked as he sat in front of Greed.

"What? This place not good enough for a State Alchemist?" remarked Greed.

"Oh no, It's fine," said the man, "By the way, how'd the plan go?"

"Like a charm," said Greed with a smirk, "The monster fell for it easily."

"Like I predicted," said the man, "Where's my share?"

"Here," Greed threw a bundle of cash to the man.

"Let's celebrate with a drink," said Greed, signaling the bartender.

"Oh yeah, I talked to Pride about your idea," said Greed.

"And…" the State Alchemist asked eagerly.

"He liked it, he's going to be implementing it soon" replied Greed.

"Great," said the man, taking a sip out of his drink.

The man's vision was blurring.

"You added something to this didn't you?" he asked.

Greed grinned deviously, "Yup, it's a formula of the Crystal Alchemist. Now, Colonel, tell me all your secrets."

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An hour later, Greed emerged from 'the devil's nest' with a big grin on his face, an unconscious State Alchemist in his hand, and a howitzer load of blackmail material. Greed looked down at the unsuspecting Alchemist he was dragging, his mind spinning with ideas. He now virtually owned this man.

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Roy Mustang woke up in his room.

He had a killer of a headache.

'Man, what did Greed give me last night? I swear I'm going to kill him,' he thought.

Later, as he sat at his desk, trying to remember last night's events, the phone began to ring.

"Hello Mustang, how are you today," said Greed.

"Don't you 'hello mustang' me, I'm going to get you for this, you even took my money!" replied Roy.

"Ha, you even try anything, and I tell everyone your deepest darkest secrets," taunted Greed.

"You're bluffing," said Roy warily.

"You think so, then why don't you hand your phone over to first lt. Hawkeye. I'll tell her all about 17th December," said Greed slyly.

"You wouldn't dare…" said Roy.

"I would," replied Greed.

"Okay, what do you want?" asked Roy.

"I'm Greed, I want everything," said Greed, "But for now, I want you to stand on you're table and dance."

"What?" asked Roy.

"You heard me, stand on your table and dance," said Greed, "I'll be in touch."

Greed hung up the phone, laughing manically.

Roy sighed and stood up on the desk.

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So, there it is, please review.

Next chapter is the last and final part of 'schemes'.

Oh yeah, you guys want to know what happened on Dec. 17? Well, if you do, get up on you tables and dance… or just send me enough reviews.