hehe! Thanks for your reviews and I got sum er...interesting suggestions! lol Well if you saw this chapter title and your heart sunk and thought, "I don't get the pickle!" Don't fret, you must remember their magazine is made so anyone can relate to the letters, but Ron, Hermione or Harry will come up with their own words! So you might have a chance! Read to see...Pickles shall always be given out at the end of a chapter!

Oh and just so you know, I Don't own HP and co. well thats Cobby says, but how would she no!

G is for Gifts

"Gifts! Gifts! What kind of-"

"I got socks from Dobby, a coathanger from the Dursleys-" Harry said.

"Well, I haven't really gotten many unusual gifts..." Hermione pondered.

"Gifts! Why not, Girls? Grizzly bears? Gryffindor? Gore-?" Ron's ranting was cut short.

"Well," Harry started, "Girls, two, screwed up both. Grizzly bears, none. Gryffindor, home, choose over Slytherin-"

"What?" Ron interest was sparked, so was Hermione's.

Harry gulped, he had forgotten he hadn't mentioned his first year conversation with the Sorting Hat,

"The Sorting Hat thought about putting me in Slytherin. Now, Gore, I've had a gory life. Blood and guts everywhere-"

"Harry, you never told us!"

Harry shrugged,

"You never asked. Anway, about the gory-"

"You could've been in Slytherin!" Ron stared.

"-It seems everywhere I go, there's violence and-"
"You could've been friends with Malfoy!" Ron now looked at Harry suspiously.

"-It gets quite depressing sometimes-" Harry continued ignoring Ron.

"Ron. do you really think that Harry would've become friends with Malfoy, just because he's in a different house?" Hermione said calmly.

"-Maybe I should seek mental help, might help me get over the crap I've seen-" Harry continued...

"Yes! It would! He would see things in a different perspective!"

"-I'm surprised I have a single robe that's not blood stained-" Harry still waffled...

"Perspective, Smersmective!"

"-I think it's the laundry cleaner Mrs. Weasly uses-"

"My god Hermione! You said something that sounded stupid!"

"-My robes always coming out smelling so nice-"

"Shut up Ron."

"-I should really ask her what laundry cleaner stuff she uses. Or does she do it all by magic-"

"I shall not 'shut up', you're the one who wanted to play this stupid game! Hey! That's another thing beginning with G, game!"

"-Voldemorts robes are always clean too, perhaps he uses the same laundry-"

"Maybe, me (unlike some) actually bother to remember the past, rather than shove it away and hope it goes away!" Hermione glared at Ron who returned the glare.

"-But then, he isn't exactly climbing around pipes, swimming in the lake at Hogwarts, fighting dragons and being covered in brains and such-"

"Maybe I'd rather not look back on the path when I have the future to worry about!"

"-I don't own a pair of togs. Maybe I should buy some-"

"HARRY, PLEASE!" Hermione huffed.

Harry looked up in surprise,

"What?"

Ron cleared his throat, still glaring at Hermione,

"H is for-"

Pickles for:

Schnozberry! For Guessing Gryffindor

Whitelight72! For guessing Gryffindor

storm tigeress! For guessing girls

TWO pickles for sugar high water uma! For guessing Gore and Games

Enjoy and see if you can guess H...hehehe (thats not it...)