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"What? You two look like you've seen a ghost!" Triple H chuckled, "I'll deal with you later!" he pointed at a cocky Orton.
Kurt and Shawn entered the room, both looking a little more than flustered. Dropping themselves onto the bed, they were both still surprised at the new revelation...
"Are you gonna tell us or are you gonna sit there looking stupid?" Carlito mocked.
"This house...we have to get out of it!" the Heartbreak Kid began.
"How d'ya suggest we do that? Haven't you seen the snow outside?" Triple H reasoned, opening the curtains.
"No, no, you don't understand!" Kurt continued, moving stealthily over to the door, shutting it lightly. "This place...it's a brothel!"
"A what?" Shelton questioned naively.
"A brothel!" Shawn repeated, praying the Lord above for forgiveness.
"What's a brothel?" Shelton quizzed, the other five men in the room gasping and glancing at each other in disbelief.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Carlito muttered.
"Ok, I'll explain..." Kurt spoke "A brothel is..."
"A whore house!" Randy exclaimed, interrupting an annoyed Olympic Gold Medallist.
"A very good choice of words there!" Shawn sighed sarcastically.
"Oh my gosh, where's my Mama!" Shelton cried.
As if by magic, she replied to her offspring.
"I'm right here, baby!" she tittered, kicking the door down as she made her way into the room.
Edge's arms were laced around both Lita and Mama Benjamin! The other six WWE employees gazed on in amazement.
"Mama, what are you doing?" Shelton stood.
"Well, I'm getting acquainted with Edgy here!" she cooed, wrapping a lock of his dyed blonde hair around her pinkie finger, much like she had down with Shawn a few hours previously.
"Mama, we need to talk!" Shelton sternly spoke.
"Why, honey, what's the matter?" she came across concerned, moving away from Edge closer to her son.
"C'mon, we need to talk!" Shelton repeated, dragging Mama off somewhere more private.
Meanwhile, Carlito, Randy and Hunter glared at Edge and Lita, the two smirking casually at each other.
"Look baby, a bed!" Lita purred, Carlito and Shawn moving out of the way whilst she clambered between the covers. "Coming?"
"Oh yeah, in a minute!" Edge responded, kicking his shoes off and removing his other articles of clothing.
"Oh my God..." Shawn whispered to himself, covering his eyes.
"Can't you do that somewhere else?" the King of Kings asked.
"Not everyone wants to see it!" Shawn agreed.
"Speak for yourselves!" Orton ogled "Carlito, pass the popcorn!"
Carlito, wide eyed, looked at Randy is utter disgust. "You actually wanna see this?"
"Yes."
"Dat...dat's no cool!"
"Hey, this is a brothel you know, he can look if he wants!" Lita stood up for Randy...just as Edge was doing for her!
"That's it...I've had enough!" Shawn stormed out of the room in sheer repulsion, Edge just shrugging at his actions as Lita slipped off her non-existant top.
"Do you think we ought to go and see if he's alright?" Kurt nudged Hunter.
"Yeah, definitely. Carlito...are you coming?"
"No, not yet...oh, right, oh, yeah I'll catch you up!" he spoke, himself now joining Randy in becoming a little preoccupied by the, ummm, display in front of them. Kurt and Triple H rolled their eyes.
"Boys; so easily amused!" Hunter wisecracked, leaving with Kurt in search of his best friend.
Elsewhere, Shelton was warning his beloved Mama of the dangers of Edge. They were in the bathroom, a place to escape the cold, yet strange, summers winds and snow.
"Mama, he's just a playa...I don't want you to get hurt by him!" he spoke from the heart.
"Edge would never do that to me," she snickered, turning to the mirror to apply more lipstick "Unlike Shawn."
"Shawn didn't mean to upset you," Shelton rationalised "In fact, he said those things so he didn't offend you."
"Maybe...still, there's a good vibe about Edge."
"How can you honestly say that?" Shelton questioned, anger present in his voice "Edge is a good for nothing, son of a bitch! He'll go with anything with a pulse!"
"Shelton!" Mama wheezed "How can you say that?"
"Because it's the truth."
"You know what...I think you're jealous."
"Jealous? Of what!" Shelton cried.
"Jealous of what me and Edge have together!"
"Mama, you met him half an hour ago! You have NOTHING together!"
"We'll soon see about that!" Mama tisked, slamming her handbag on the rim of the basin, packing all of her make up away. "At least Edge does have gold around his waist!" she hissed, exiting the bathroom door, slamming it hard behind her.
"Mama, wait!" Shelton yelped after her.
At this point, Kurt and Hunter were still searching for Shawn. However, they quickly found the Heartbreak Kid stood all alone in the darkness of the living room.
"Hey buddy." Hunter murmured "How's it going?"
"I'm fine. Thanks." Shawn muttered.
"So, ummm, are you coming back up to the bedroom?" Kurt inquired.
"Not while they're still in there...in fact, I hate this place, you know? It just gives me the creeps! I wanna get out of here!" Shawn replied, heading towards the door.
"No Shawn, you can't, not in this weather." Hunter rationally spoke, laying a firm yet comforting hand on Shawn's shoulder. "We need to stick together on this one."
"Yeah, Hunter's right." Kurt corresponded "I don't like what's going on up there anymore than you do but, equally, we can't leave. It's just not safe."
"Is that up there safe, huh?" Shawn questioned, not necessarily looking for an answer.
"I know, Shawn." Hunter squeezed his shoulder "But remember what it was like to be young. I know you're Born Again and don't wanna be apart of it but we don't have a lot of choice. Until the weather clears a little, we have to settle here. There's nothing more we can do until then."
"You're right." Shawn exhaled thoughtfully, turning to face the other two men. "I'm sorry."
"Don't even mention it!" Kurt spoke, inviting Shawn for a hug.
"Can we just sit down here for a few minutes, you know, just to let the air clear a bit?" Shawn suggested, releasing from the grip of the Wrestling Machine.
"Sure, whatever you want." Hunter smiled lightly.
But what would they do next?
Next time on 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'...
Shawn, Kurt and Hunter make their way back to the bedroom but will they be shocked at what they find? How will Mama Benjamin react to seeing Edge and Lita in bed? Plus, how will the eight sleep deprived yet alert WWE workers pass the time and surpass boredom?
Check back for more, soon!
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