Storming through the corridors of the old mansion, Mama Benjamin could hardly believe the tone of voice her son was using with her. 'How dare he say that about my Edgey-poo!' she mused aggressively to herself, slamming the bedroom door open.
Staring blankly at the bed, she found Edge and Lita hugging each other, rather too cosily for her liking. Edge could sense that something was up with his new 'big, main squeeze'.
"Mama, hello baby!" he soothed, pulling back the covers and tapping the side of the bed lightly. "There is always room for one more!" he licked his lips, seeing Mrs Benjamin smile broadly at him, puffing her hair up.
"As long as you are sure..." she unsurely spoke.
"Of course I am...there is more than enough Edge for everyone!" he joked, Mama taking over her mumu to reveal her bra and panties!
Randy and Carlito glanced at each other in sickness. This was more than they bargained for...
"Ok, ummm, we'll be going now." Randy decided hastily, scooting over to the door, jogging down the stairs, closely followed by an appalled appearing Carlito.
Meanwhile, Shawn, Kurt and Hunter were trying to get some sleep, each man having nothing better to do. Suddenly though, they were interrupted by a nauseated Mr. Cool and Legend Killer.
"Move up!" Randy patted Shawn's leg, waking the Heartbreak Kid from his nap, making him sit up so there was room for him on the sofa.
"What? Had enough?" Kurt asked, watching Shawn sit up for the youngest Orton.
"You could say that..." Carlito interrupted, taking a seat next to Randy.
"Mrs Benjamin decided it was time to join in." Randy raised an eyebrow in disappointment.
"Urgh!" Hunter muttered.
"Hey, where's Shelton?" Shawn questioned, glancing around the room.
"Dunno, we thought he was with you." Carlito shrugged.
However, Shelton was about to get the most rude awakening of his life...
"Mama?" he inquired in shock, stepping into the bedroom.
"Shelton, come in baby." she implored, pulling her hair back into shape.
"No, I don't even wanna look at you." Shelton turned around, banging the door to leave.
"Shelton!" Mama shouted after him.
"Leave him, he'll be fine." Edge promised, making Mama stare directly into his eyes.
"But..."
"No buts, darling." he hushed.
Shelton attempted to find the other guys, trying to forget the images clouding his mind. He could hear gossiping from down stairs so followed the sounds to where the five other wrestlers were.
"Hey Shelton." they all greeted.
"Hey." he replied, rather downcast.
"How ya doing?" Randy asked casually, trying to divert his attention from his Mama.
"Fine." he mumbled indecisively.
"Is it still not safe up there?" Shawn quizzed.
"No." he snorted.
"Oh."
"I'm soooooo bored!" Kurt whined, putting his head in his hands.
"We all are." Shawn sighed.
"What can we do to pass time?" Carlito searched.
"How about we watch TV!" Randy decided.
"Unless your gonna make the electricity in your ass crack, that plan's out of the window." Triple H disappointed the young Orton.
"There must be something we can do without electricity..." Carlito moaned.
"There is but we need women!" Randy grinned.
"Oh not you too!" HBK groaned.
"Why don't you go and rejoin them upstairs, I'm sure Lita would assist you with that!" Kurt yelled in exasperation that he felt from Shawn.
"Geez, lighten up, it was just a joke!" Randy tutted rather aggressively.
"Look, how about we get something to do, you know, to keep us occupied." Shawn reasoned.
"The question is, what?" Carlito mused aloud.
"You lot can amuse yourselves, I'm gonna have a nap!" Randy moodily said, walking into the next door room which had a shabby, silk Psychologist style sofa in it, wrapping his arms solidly around himself.
Just then, Triple H had a sadistic yet brilliant idea...
"Shelton, do me a favour..." he spoke, grabbing the young man closer to him.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Lita had fallen to sleep, giving Edge and Mama Benjamin time to get to know each other a little better. However, they were soon interrupted by a knock at the door.
To make sure that his lover was not awoken by the tapping, Edge pulled on a pair of jeans and went to the door to see just what the disturbance was...
"Shelton." he falsely smiled "And what can I do for you?"
"Hi I just need to borrow my Mama's bag, if that's ok. I need some of my things." Shelton responded, making his way into the room, shocked yet saddened to see his Mama still undressed.
"Sure." Edge nodded, Mama folding her arms, refusing to even look at her son after the harsh words from earlier.
"If anything's missing Shelton..." she warned.
"There won't be." the young man from South Carolina reassured.
Making his way down the rickety stairs, he and the other four men began to search frantically for what Triple H so desired.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Kurt questioned.
"Yeah, it is a little...rude." Shawn spoke.
"Look, Orton deserves it. The little punk has been running his mouth off ever since we got here. I think it's time for a little payback!" Triple H raised an eyebrow.
"Nah, he'll wake up." Carlito shook his head.
"No he won't! Once he's asleep, the 'Legend Killer' sleeps like a Legends Baby!" Triple H scoffed confidently, leading the men into the next room where Randy was sure enough sleeping soundly.
Poking his former protégé, Triple H signalled for the men to come closer. On his lead, they all offered him their 'goodies' from Mama Benjamin's bag.
As the transformation continued, Randy stirred faintly, all five men stepping back slightly. Thankfully - or not so thankfully for Randy - he turned over so that Triple H could get a better shot of him.
"There, that should do it!" he whispered to his partners in crime, they all sniggering along with him.
"I can't wait till he wakes up!" Shelton smirked.
"Neither can I!" Kurt snickered.
"Dat...dat will be cool!" Carlito grinned mischievously.
"C'mon, lets wait until he wakes up." Shawn urged, dragging the other men with him.
But what have they done exactly to the Legend Killer?
Next time in 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'...
How will Randy react to his transformation? As the wrestlers start to get hungry, who will they turn to in this moment of crisis?
Check back for more, soon!