About an hour later, Shawn, Kurt, Triple H, Carlito and Shelton were all dozing to themselves in the living room, each waiting for the youngest Orton to wake up in the room next door. None of the men were in a real deep sleep; they were too eager for him to awake from his slumber.
"Hi guys!" they heard the St. Louis, Missouri resident speak, as he came strolling over to them in the living quarters, all five men waking right up.
Stretching, Randy couldn't understand why all of them were smiling like Cheshire cats at him. Pulling a hand through his hair, he was shocked to discover that he couldn't. Gulping, he felt around at the top of his head, realising that his hair was tied in little bunches! Snatching a candle from the side of HBK, he dashed over to the near by mirror and spied his face in absolute horror.
As the other men nearly pissed themselves with laughter, Orton could not contain his frustrations. Stamping his foot on the ground, he muttered under his breath to himself, pulling the bunches as carefully as he could from his head, grimmacing with pain.
He couldn't believe that they had managed to make him look like a drag queen! Smearing the lipstick from his lips, he scampered to the bathroom to inspect the damage in closer details.
"Ewww!" he moaned to himself, removing the false eye lashes with Diamante detailing that made him squeal in horror. "There is no way I'm gonna get this crap off my face!" he said, his bottom lip trembling in anger. A hazardous mixture of bright blue eye shadow on his eye lids and florescent pink blush made him nearly sick to his stomach. Rubbing his face with soap until it nearly bled, he got the majority of the muck off.
Trudging his way downstairs, the other men knew that payback and redemption would be the only things on his mind...
"Looking good Randy." Carlito spoke.
"Or should we say...Randella!" Hunter wise cracked, the room once again erupting in laughter.
"You bastards!" Randy snarled, getting close to Triple H, Kurt and Shelton blocking him from the Games way.
"Easy, Orton, c'mon, it was just a little rib, right? After all, you play them on people all of the time." Triple H smirked in satisfaction, his fingers entwining with each other.
"If Edge had seen you, he would have recruited you!" Kurt joked, the Legend Killer's eyes becoming narrower.
As the room went quiet, everyone sat down and were staring blankly into space once again.
"I'm hungry." Shawn piped up.
"Yeah, me too." Randy agreed moodily.
"I would offer you some of my apples but dat would not be cool. I wouldn't hit my five a day target else." Carlito offered half heartedly. "Besides, I couldn't get to them anyway; they are upstairs in my bag with the threesome."
"Are they still going at it?" Kurt looked at Randy.
"How the fuck am I meant to know." he scowled.
"We didn't know whether you listened in or not..." Kurt shrugged.
"Or even joined in!" Triple H muttered.
Randy rolled his eyes. "What is it, 'pick on Randy day'!"
"Only if you'd like it to be!" Shawn chuckled.
Once again, the room was in silence. Triple H began to grin to himself, his stomach rumbling but his brain still functioning...
"Shelton, how would you like to do us all a favour?" he smiled evilly at the former Intercontinental Champion.
Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Mama Benjamin and Lita were sleeping peacefully. Still in the centre however was Edge, cursing under his breath.
"What's up, baby?" Lita squinted, waking up.
"No signal." he snarled, throwing his phone on the ground in disgust.
"Who was you trying to call?"
"You know, the usual."
"It's great it just being the two of us though...well almost." Lita raised an eyebrow, rubbing a hand over Edge's firm yet relatively flat stomach.
"Yeah, I wish fatty would piss off for a while." Edge whispered in his lovers ear.
Perfect timing had never been so applicable. A knock came at the door, Lita getting up, pulling Edge's lengthily t-shirt over her head. She opened the door to find Mama Benjamin's offspring standing cautiously at the door.
"Is it safe for me to speak to my Mama?"
When Lita nodded, spying the young man up and down, he entered. Mama sat up in bed, forgetting about their disagreement prior to now.
"What is it, baby?" she questioned, pulling the covers back from her body.
"Mama I'm starving!" he pouted "It's been like twelve hours since I ate!"
"Oh my poor baby!" Mama gasped sympathetically, jumping from the bed. "I'll make you some nice food!"
"Only if you aren't busy..." he sulked.
"I'm never too busy to make my baby some food!" Mama rushed Shelton to the door, the thought of her son being hungry sending her into a cold sweat.
Mama waddled down the stairs as quickly as she could, Shelton giving a thumbs up to Hunter.
"Are any of you hungry?" Mama questioned Shelton's co-workers.
"Yeah, you bet!" the all mumbled in unison.
"Looks like I'm gonna have to get my skates on!" Mama mouthed to herself, pulling an apron from her bag. "I'll do my best but it just depends what kind of appliances they have here. The electricity and gas are still out."
"We know you will, Mama!" Carlito nodded, putting an arm around her.
As she took three candles and her bag in search of the kitchen, Triple H smirked at Shelton. "Nice one, mate!"
"I can't believe she is falling for it!" Kurt put his hands on his bald head.
"SHELTON!" Mama yelled , strolling back into the living room "It's gonna take a couple of hours baby, I'm so sorry!" she apologised.
"Don't worry Mama, we can wait." Shelton called back, watching his Mama getting back to the hard work.
"Oh what?" Randy whispered in agitation.
"Two hours!" Carlito raised an eyebrow "Dat's no cool - I'm gonna have passed out from hunger by then!"
"Why don't we go and find some supplies?" Randy asked.
"Sure, can't be a lot worse than sitting here!" Carlito mumbled.
But what kind of supplies are the men talking about?
Next time on 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'...
Will Randy and Carlito find what they are looking for? Does Triple H's plan backfire? Will everyone like Mama Benjamin's cooking?
Check back for more, soon!
BTW thank you LCHime and your boyfriend for the make up and hair styling ideas!