M is for Malfoy
Malfoy burst into the compartment,
"What hell are you doing? Potter? Weasley?"
Harry and Ron stopped and pulled themselves off the floor,
"Perfect timing, Malfoy," Harry said.
Malfoy raised an eyebrow,
"For what?"
Ron nodded,
"Yea...M for Malfoy..."
Malfoy remained looking confused,
"What are you on about Weasel?"
"Well we can start off with ignorant..." Hermione suggested.
"...Rude..."
"...Foul..."
"...Cruel..."
"...Sadistic..."
"...Smelly!" Neville joined in, they all looked at him, "What? I don't know what we're describing..."
"We're describing Malfoy," Harry said gesturing to Malfoy who was standing there looking surprised.
"Me?" Malfoy asked, "I thought you were talking about Granger." They all glared at him, he shrugged. What are you doing anyway?"
"We're thinking about our past together," Hermione replied stifly.
"Really? I've had a past with you lot, why wasn't invited?"
"Because we don't like you."
Malfoy grinned evilly,
"You don't mean that!"
"Yea, they do," Neville muttered.
Malfoy shot Neville a look,
"Did I ask for your opinion Longbottom?"
"Time for us to leave! C'mon Neville," Seamus pulled Neville to his feet and dragged him out of the compartment. As soon as they had gone Malfoy looked at Harry, Hermione and Ron,
"So why did 'M' have to do with anything?"
"We're going through the alphabet," Hermione explained, "Now can you leave?"
Malfoy shook his head,
"Why would you do that? It sounds so feminine..."
"Leave Malfoy," Harry said through gritted teeth.
Malfoy held his hands up in surrender,
"Whatever...Do what you like..." He turned and left the compartment.
"I think we should move onto 'N'..."
"He's such a git."
Not my best, but trying to be funny when you're partially deaf isn't easy...Well I hope you enjoyed anyway! huggles all round