She's The Man

Recap from last chapter:

"Mother no."

I know that last recap was short but live with it. I can't remember anything.

Transformation

Sakura's mother was holding up some frilly dresses. "Beautiful gowns for my darling debutante." "Mom, have I told you a thousand times? I have no interest in being a debutante. It's totally archaic." Sakura complained. "How could I wind with a daughter who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day?" Sakura's mom complained. "Well, the world has been set right, Mom. They cut my team." Sakura said depressed. " What? No soccer?" Sakura's mother trying to de depressed for her daughter. "Yeah thats right. No soccer." Sakura said as she headed up to her room. But before Sakura can go up her mother said, "How sad." "Yeah I can see that you're all torn up inside." Sakura said sarcastically. "Well, Itachi's gonna love you in this." Sakura's mom said as she held the dress up to her body. "Yet another reason not to wear it. I dumped him." Sakura said flat. Sakura's mother was in shock, "What? Why?" "I don't wanna talk about it." Sakura said as she ran up the stairs. "But he's so handsome and rugged and ciseled and great." Sakura's mother started as she went to a dream world. Sakura turned around and sighed, "Then why don't you date him, Mom?" Sakura yelled from upstairs.

Sakura's mother was dumbfounded at first then said, "No, I couldn't." Sakura walked up to her brother's room to see him packing his clothes. "Hey Shika." Sakura said. "Hey." Sakura looked at him. "Are you okay?" Sakura asked. "Uh-huh." Shikamaru told his sister. "Temari was looking for you." Sakura said in a monotone. "Hm." Shikamaru said not even paying attention to his sister. " Why do you even date her, anyway?" Sakura asked. "She's hot. It's a guy thing." Shikamaru said as he pointed to Sakura. "But she's so awful." Sakura made a face looking like she was gonna puke. Shikamaru started to laugh but ina sarcastic way. Shikamaru threw some of his packages out the window. "Hey, you know, you could use the front door." Sakura said as she pointed to the door behind her. "And mom can't see me." Shikamaru said packing his guitar. "She think I'm staying at Dad's, and Dad thinks I'm staying at Mom's. In two days they both think I'm going away to school. That is the beauty of divorce." Shikamaru stated. "Where are you going?" Sakura raised a brow at Shikamaru.

"London for a couple of weeks." Shikamaru said. Sakura got up and said, "As in London, England?" Shikamaru turned around. "Yeah my band got a slot in a music festival there." "Okay, what are you going to do about school?" Sakura asked her oh so great brother. As Shikamaru pulled down his guitar with rope he faced his sister a few times, " Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could help me with that. Could you just like pretend to be mom call Illyria tell them I'm sick?" Shikamaru pleaded. "Something that sounds like it would last for two weeks, like mad cow." "Shikamaru, you just kicked out from Cornwall for skipping." Sakura stated the obvious, " This is not exactly the way you want to start out." "I want to be a musician." Shikamaru snapped, "Last time I heard they don't need to know trigonometry. Besides if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?" "You know the percentage of bands that make it to the big time?" Sakura rolled her eyes. "Probably the same as the female soccer players.I will see you in two weeks." Shikamaru said as he jumped out the window. "Shikamaru!" Sakura whispered. Then from out the window you can here Shikamaru say, "Ouch." "Shikamaru." Sakura yelled.

"Were you talking with your brother?" Sakura's mother asked coming out of nowhere. "No.Yes." Sakura said looking at the phone then grasped it. "On the phone. He's at Dad's. Bye Dad." "Picture this: Wer're at the country club, they call your name, and you emerge in this." Sakura's mother said as she put the dress on her chest and twirled the bottom showing how frilly it was. Sakura gagged , " No. Sorry Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policly." Sakura got up from her brother's bed and went around. Sakura's mother sighed, "Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother." Sakura stopped roaming her brother's room and came across a picture of her brother. Then she had an idea, "You know what? If you can't join them, beat them."

At the salon

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You want me to turn you into your brother?" Gaara laughed. Thats right. I'm going to Illyria as Shikamaru. I'll make thye boy's soccer team, and in twelve days beat the Cornwall boys team." Sakura smiled. "That's right." Tenten and Hinata said from behind her. "You've taken too many soccer balls to the head." Gaara pointed his brush at her. (A/N: Wow Gaara id a totally OOC in my fanfiction!) "You know I can do it, Gaara." Sakura whined. "Yeah, except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality, and..." Gaara started. "It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Shikamaru. They won't even know the difference." Tenten said. "They'll know he's a girl. And that the fact that Sakura has pink hair and not brown. Or has a pinnaple shaped head." Gaara shrugged. " Oh come on Gaara." Sakura whined again. "Yeah come on Gaara." Tenten and Hinata whined. "Yeah come on Gaara." the old lady that Gaara was working on. "Okay, Okay, I'll see what I can do." Gaara rolled his eyes. "Yes!" Sakura and her friends yelled.

Gaara started to work on Sakura. They used a wig and a bandage wrap up on her chest. Then after Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata started to follow some boys to find out how they walk. Tenten walked into somebody. "Sorry." Tenten said and left. "Hn." the guy said and left. He looked at Tenten and raised a brow. "Sakura. I have some bad news. I'm moving to Illyria." Hinata said. "Oh Hinata." Sakura said and Tenten hugged her. "Bye! I might see you there so later." Hinata said as she walked off. Sakura went home and packed her stuff. She packed her most important stuff like tampons and other stuff. Sakura picked up the phone and called Tenten. "Hey Tenten, whats up?" Sakura said. "Nothin much." Tenten said on the other line. "I'll see you after two weeks." Sakura said. "Okay see ya." Tenten said and both of the girls hung up. " Where are you going?" Sakura's mother asked. "Mom I told you I was going to stay at Dad's for two weeks." Sakura yelled. "No you didn't. And your not going. Now go unpack now." Sakura's mother said. Sakura sighed.

"Okay Mom I know that Temari is going to be with Shikamaru twenty four seven so I was thinking that she can teach me all about the debutante thing." Sakura lied. "Oh my god this is so great. There will be a meeting on sunday, and there will be a festival. But it will be a carniva!" Sakura's mother said obviously falling for the trick. "Look out!" Sakura said as she secretly rolled her eyes. "Oh and tell your brother to come to the festival he has cotton candy duties when you get there." Sakura's mother said. "Okay see you." Sakura said as she left her mother dumbfounded.

At Illyria

Gaara took Sakura to Illyria and got out of the car. Sakura looked at the school. "Sup." a random guy said. "Sup dude." Sakura said. Sakura turned around, "Thats it hes already on to us." Sakura and Gaara went back inside the car and argued. They were talking over eachother you couldn't even know what they were saying. Gaara eventually got fustrated and pushed Sakura out of the car. "Listen all you have to do is act like a guy for the next two weeks. Now let me see you strut." Sakura did as what she was told. "Now the voice." "Hey dude wats up?" "Now hack a lugy." Sakura once again did as she was told. "Oh I'm so proud of you!" Gaara smiled and hugged Sakura. Sakura noticed this and told Gaara to get off. "Okay bye." Gaara smiled and waved. Sakura walked inside and saw lots of boys. She got a bit dizzy and said to herself, " I can do this, I'm a dude. A hunky dude, and badass hunky dude." Sakura followed the boys to her dorm room. Sakura ran for her life and finally reached her dorm. She turned around and saw boys. "Hey. Hey! Whats up I'm Shikamaru." Sakura said.

"Uhh yeah, I'm Sasuke, these are Naruto and Neji they live next door." Sasuke introduced. "Hey freshman's dorm rooms are that away." Naruto said. "Hn." the boy with the brown long hair said. 'Thats the guy that Tenten ran into.' Sakura thought. "So when do soccer tryouts go on?" Sakura asked. "You play?" Neji asked. "Yeah." Sakura said. "Hey do you have a sister?" Naruto asked. "Yeah I have a pic of her." Shikamaru said and handed a picture of Sakura to Naruto. "Wow what a total hottie. Does she have a boyfriend?" Naruto asked. "Uh yeah." Sakura said nevously. "Uh okay. Anyways see you later." Sasuke said.

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