Chapter 3: Beast Boy Meets Gertrude… and Regrets It

Yep, I've finally updated. I hate writer's block. Sorry for the delay, but rest assured, I'll update continually. On with the torture of Beast Boy, then.

Gertrude, feeling rather content now that she's getting a job for a week, drove back to Jump City in search of more prey. In this case, Beast Boy. She had been planning something special for him.

The door to the tower was, to her surprise, wide open. Good, she thought. She ran through the hallway and up the stairs, looking for Beast Boy's room. It wasn't hard to find, since the smell of dirty gym socks was a dead giveaway. Gertrude actually liked that smell, so she immediately located the source and hid underneath his covers. For no reason at all. She lied there for about twenty minutes until-

"AAAAAAAAAAHH! DUDE! WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED! THAT'S MY BED!" Beast Boy let out a huge girlish scream. He pulled Gertrude, half-asleep at this point, out from under the covers and accidentally hurled her at the wall. She imitated his girlish scream as she got up again.

"Beast Boy, is there a problem? I heard you scream!" Robin's voice was heard just outside the door. Thinking quickly, Gertrude shoved BB in the closet and said, "Um, no, there's no problem here. Just some…spiders on my pillow, I guess." Gertrude's impression of BB was somewhat off, but it was hard for even someone like Robin to tell the difference. Sure enough, Robin had no clue. "All right, then." The sound of his footsteps gradually began to fade away as Robin headed towards his room.

Gertrude pulled Beast Boy out of the closet and let him fall to the floor. He looked at her as if she was insane (and for once, he was actually right), and stood back up. "Um, what was that for?" he asked, wondering why the heck some twenty-something girl would sleep in his bed and shove him in a closet. Gertrude smiled. "No reason."

"O…k…. what's your name, anyway? I'm Beast Boy." He took out his hand. Gertrude's smile grew a bit wider. "I'm Gertrude, but you can call me smitten." She grabbed him by the shoulders and proceeded to put him in a tight liplock, just so that he wouldn't ask any more stupid questions. Beast Boy pushed away and blushed heavily. "Um…"

"Um…what?" Gertrude asked.

"Why did you just kiss me?"

"Because you're annoying."

"Are you insane or something?"

"Define 'insane.'"

A vein pulsed in Beast Boy's head. This girl has some major issues. Does she even have any friends? He thought to himself. Instead, he asked, "Wait- you think I'm annoying?"

"Most people do." Gertrude winked. "Wanna kiss again?"

"Erm…"

Beast Boy ran out his room, screaming louder than he did the first time. "THERE'S A GIRL IN MY ROOM THAT TRIED TO KISS ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGGHH!"

Gertrude thought quickly. "Time to go." She ran the other direction, down the stairs, and out the tower before anything could detect her presence. She got into her Hummer, drove out of Jump City, and back home. As she drove, she took out her list of people to torment. "Robin, check, Brother Blood, check, Beast Boy, lotses of checks!" She drew hearts all around Beast Boy's name, then looked to see who was next.

"Ah, yes, I get to torment Galfore! Now how do I get to Tamaran?" Gertrude ran inside her house and began searching on the Internet for a spaceship.

Yeah, another weird chapter. Well, actually, my whole story IS weird. Never mind. So in Chapter 4, Gertrude goes to Tamaran! Oh, great…this'll be very weird. How much of Gertrude's random antics can the Tamaraneans stand before they kill her? You'll see…