R is for Rita Skeeter
"Speaking of bitches, it fits in nicely with 'R'..." Hermione said smiling. When Harry and Ron looked at her blankly she sighed, "Rita Skeeter!"
The boys nodded in agreement.
Harry shivered,
"I hated that women."
"Although, to be fair...She did help us in the end." Hermione added.
"True..." Harry murmored, "But she said I still cried for my parents! She said you were my girlfriend and you were cheating on me with Krum. Ending with half the witch population hating you! Including Mrs. Weasley!" Harry exclaimed pointing at Ron.
Ron put his hands up in a surrender pose,
"Hey, I have no control over my mother."
"No one has control over Mrs. Weasley," Harry chuckled.
"Yes, but Rita Skeeter did help us when Umbridge was taking over."
"Stupid bitch."
"Who?"
"Umbridge."
They all nodded once again.
"Anyway shall we move on?" Hermione asked.
"Sounds good!" Ron said happily, "The sooner this is over, the better!"