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U is for Umbridge
"Umbrella?"
"Monkeys!" Ron exclaimed.
"What the hell?" Harry raised an eyebrow, Ron was getting stranger and stranger...
"Sorry, I just like monkeys...Do you like monkeys Harry?"
"Their alright..."
Hermione sighed,
"Stay on task, children. I think the obvious one is Umbridge."
"But we've already bad mouthed her," Ron pointed out.
Harry nodded,
"Can we jus skip this letter Hermione?"
Hermione frowned,
"Why should we skip it?"
"Because! We're so close to the end of this stupid game!" Ron moaned.
"So close yet so far..." Harry dropped to his knees dramatically.
"Fine," Hermione agreed, "But when we reach the end, you'll be disappointed that you-"
"Yea, yea Mione. Umbridge is a cow. End of story. V..."