Leon, Where's the Chocolate?

The day continued as usual, Gir wouldn't let Leon leave their home so Yuffie was force to help Aerith and Cid. So in other words, Leon was alone….with Gir.

He continued to watch, whatever anime he was watching where Yuffie had left off. Leon really wasn't much of a "anime" kind of person. He preferred action shows with real people. Like those crime scene shows. But since him and Yuffie started dating, Leon was noticing that he was getting less and less control over the television. And the remote.

"Damn it," He muttered at turned off the TV, and turned to look at the Shadow. "Can you go do something other than watch me? I'm not that interesting" Gir just cocked his head to the side. "Are you hungry? Tired? Bored?"

Gir just continued to stare at Leon.

"Ok, uh…can I help you?" He asked, not expecting an answer.

Gir raised its' arms in the air and waved them in Leon's face. "Right then. Um….how about we go find something for you to eat." He said, getting up and walking into the kitchen with Gir followed close behind.

Leon threw open some cupboards and started looking for something a Heartless would eat…other than hearts of course. Gir jumped up onto the counter and watched Leon pull things out, read what it was, only to put it back again.

"What do you want?" Leon asked. Gir patted his stomach. "Well what to you want to eat? And NO you cannot eat my heart." Gir's eyes got brighter and he/she/it jumped into the cupboard.

Leon stepped back as Gir begun to actually throw random cans and bags of food out of the cupboard. "What the hell!" Leon hissed as he ducked to miss an on coming soup can, only to get hit in the face with a bag of stale chips.

Gir made a squeaky noise as it jumped out of the cupboard holding a dark purple box. Gir sniffed, its antennas twitching, the box and raised it up to Leon expectedly. Leon noticed that it was the box of chocolate that Yuffie had bought for him last Christmas.

Taking the box from the Heartless, Leon opened it and gave a bar of the chocolate to the little Shadow. Gir's eyes got slightly larger as it shoved the chocolate into its mouth. Gir's antennas twitched again before it tackled Leon to the floor. "Oof" And for once, Gir ignored Leon as it shoved the remaining bars of chocolate into its mouth.

Leon slowly stood up and brushed himself off. Gir twitched again. "Uh…h-hey clam down there Gir," Gir watched Leon wave his hands in front of him in some sort of way to calm down the little Heartless. "Hey, what are you doing? Back off! No get away! No stop! Get off me! NUUUUU"

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"Thanks for the help Yuffie, we'll see you later!" Aerith said, waving 'goodbye' to her. Yuffie had spent all day helping Cid check the defense system and she was bored and desperately wanted to get back to Leon and Gir. At least Leon couldn't be as boring as he usually likes to be.

Yuffie opened the door, "Leeeeoooonnn!" She said entering the kitchen. It was a complete mess, bags of expired chips and cans of soup littered the floor. Along with an empty purple box that she remembered to be the chocolate she had bought him. "Leon?"

"YUFFIE!" The scream was slightly muffled. She walked around the house and still saw no sign of Leon or Gir.

"Leon, were are you?" She called out. "And what happened to my chocolate?"

"In the closet." Came a very embarrassed voice. Yuffie looked confused but decided not to question. She walked towards the laundry area, were the only closet in the house was.

As she approached the room there was an odd scratching noise, and upon entering the room she found Gir scratching the closet door.

"Gir! What are you doing?" Gir spun around. Her/his/its eyes had changed to an eerie light blue color, and he/she/it keep twitching. "Leon? What happened?" She asked picking up Gir, who was slowly beginning to come back to normal.

The door, which had newly made scratch marks on it, creaked open. "Is it safe to come out?" Yuffie nodded. Slightly freaked out by Leon's actions.

"Leon you need to come out of the closet." The door opened fully and Leon walked out with a slight blush on his face. "Now tell me, what happened?"

"W-well, you see. Gir was hungry so I let…it find something to eat. And it wanted the chocolate. So I gave Gir some, and well IT WENT CRAZY!" If Leon was any less of a man, he would have been flailing his arms for emphasis.

"Leon, you and I both know that Gir wouldn't attack you so why did you hide in the closet?"

"She chased me!" Leon collapsed to the floor, and brought his legs up to his chest. "That thing, licked my face and molested my boots and- and- and…OH YUF IT WAS HORRIBLE!" Leon hugged his legs and rocked back and forth.

Yuffie placed Gir back down and approached the unstable Leon "Hun, its ok. See, Gir is back to normal." She said waving her hand in Gir's direction.

Leon looked over her shoulder and indeed, Gir's eyes were yellow again and had its head cocked to the side watching Leon with extreme interest. "…thanks Yuf." He said, the blush coming back to his face. Yuffie laughed.

"Hey Leon, guess what!" Leon looked at her questionably. Yuffie sighed "You are a fun sucker, but besides that Sora sent a message to Cid today and he's coming to visit. Apparently, he's found a friend and he wants us to meet him."

Leon smirked slightly. "That's nice," Yuffie scowled. "Alright, it's a good thing."

"Good," Yuffie stood up. "Come along Gir, we're going to go play a game."

"What game?" Leon asked slightly interested.

Grinning Yuffie replied "Final Fantasy 8"

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A/N- I had to at the end. I just HAD to XD