Aerith and WHO!
The rest of the day was spent by showing Riku around Radiant Garden. Which, of course, was Leon's job. Riku, who was in fact enjoying the tour, was much more interested in Gir.
"So. How long have you had Gir?" Riku asked
"I told you, 3 days. Do you want to hold him…again" Leon asked. Riku had been asking almost the same questions all day, and none of them were about the city.
"Yes!" Riku screeched. Odd yes, but he really did screech.
Sighing again, Leon put Gir into Riku's expecting arms.
"Awww your soo cute! Yes you are! Your just so adorable. Yes you are!" Riku started rocking Gir back and forth, much like mother would for her child.
Leon rolled his eyes. "Do you have any questions other than about Gir?"
Riku paused in his rocking of the little Shadow, who looked like a limp doll. "Yea, Aerith is the one in all the pink right?" Leon nodded. "Ok and Yuffie was the one that was all over you right?" Leon scowled but nodded 'yes' "Ok, is there something going on between Aerith and Cid?"
Leon coughed, and choked on the gum he had found in his coat pocket. "Sssskkkk!" Gir jumped out of Riku's arms and started hitting Leon in the back.
"Ack." Leon cleared his throat. "Ah, thanks Gir! I'll get ya something to eat before we go home." Gir squeaked again. "Uh…Aerith and Cid?" Leon shuddered. "I hope the hell not."
"Why?"
Leon stared at Riku in disbelief. "Why? Aerith is 24 and Cid is like 40 something! Cid is twice her age! Are you blind man?" Riku watched as Leon continued to ramble on to himself. Sora said this man was a brick wall. He seems more like a sponge. "AERITH!" Leon shouted, startling Riku. Leon was waving his arms franticly in the air.
"Yes Leon." She asked as she approached.
"Riku here thinks there's something between you and Cid." Leon said.
"WHAT? Riku are you insane? I'm half his fricken age! He a wrinkled old man and I'm a young beautiful woman (A/N- I made her sound stuck up….it was fun). Are you some kind of blind loser?"
"I-it was just a question." Riku tried to calm down the flower girl.
"Me and Cid! What were you thinking! I mean I could ask the same think about you and Sora! You follow him around like a dog! He had to find you! You're the older one you should have been looking out for the younger children! I mean come on! Tifa takes care of orphans, and she can be such a slut! But at least she knows how to take care of younger children! And you! What was your excuse? Leon and I had to put up with Sora's whining 'where's Riku?' 'Have you seen Riku?' NO! WE HAVENT!" Aerith's face was red by the time she was done yelling.
"Aerith, calm down. Come on lets go get you some nice calming herbal tea." Leon placed his hands on her shoulders and turned her around.
"Yes, nice calming tea." Aerith nodded, and left.
"I-I'm sorry, I didn't know." Riku started
"It's ok. I didn't really mean to yell. But Aerith is kind of sensitive about that stuff. Since Cloud left…again." Riku looked confused. "Cloud's another friend of ours but, you probably wont meet him. Anyway, how long are you staying?"
"RIKU!" Sora jogged up to them.
"Hey Sora! Hey Leon wanted to know how long we plan on staying." Riku greeted.
Sora pondered for a brief moment. "Well only about 2 days. Is that ok with you guys Leon?"
"I guess, Donald and Goofy are going to have to room with Aerith, cause she isn't gonna want to see Riku, and Cid doesn't have any extra space. So, you two are going to have to stay with me and Yuffie."
"Your living with Yuffie?" Sora shouted. "OH my GOODNESS! I didn't know you had a heart Leon!"
"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Leon kicked Sora in the shin. "I do to have a fucking heart! You ever say that again, I'll happily aim higher." And with that Leon stomped off with Gir clinging to his back.
"Man this is not my day." Riku sighed.
"RIKU! WERE ARE YOU ASSHOLE? COME HERE AND LET CID PUNCH YOU!" Cid yelled somewhere over by Merlin's house.
"We gotta run!" Riku said and ran far into the Bailey.
Leon and Yuffie were curled up on the couch when Riku and Sora came in.
"Oh. My. God." Riku said trying to catch his breath.
"I. Know. What. You. Mean." said and equally out of breath Sora.
"Hey guys were in here!" Yuffie shouted. Sora and Riku entered the living area. Yuffie was curled up underneath Leon's arm, Gir was fast asleep on the floor and Leon was paying no attention the pair that had entered. His gaze was directed towards the TV.
"Hey," Sora greeted.
"Why are you guys out of breath?" Yuffie asked
"Cid. Apparently Aerith told him what I asked her and he chased us all over the Posteren. Then into the Market. The back into the Bailey, and finally here." Riku said.
"Watch are you watching Leon?" Sora asked and let himself fall into an empty loveseat against the wall. Sora patted the spot next to him and Riku reluctantly.
"He's watching Naruto. Why he has to watch a Ninja show when he could just watch me is just stupid." Yuffie pouted.
"Awww, Yuf, you know your the only ninja for me…and you're the best Ninja in everything." Leon winkled.
"OH GROSS!" Sora covered his eyes and buried his face in Riku's shoulder. "Bad mental picture!"
"You were just picturing me and Leon naked weren't you?" Yuffie asked. Sora groaned and nodded.
Leon snapped out of his trance from the TV and threw a pillow and Sora. "You sick bastard!" Leon pouted. "I'm going to bed. Yuf show them the guest room. Sora, don't you dare keep us up tonight. Donald told me that you were all over Riku when you found him so you better not be all over him tonight." Leon picked up Gir. "Because if you do.. I got some good blackmail that I'm not afraid to use." Smirking Leon left.
"BELIEVE IT!" The TV shouted, and left the living room with an awkward silence.
A/N- YO PEOPLE! Yea sorry if last chapter was a little weird, it was 1 in the morning and I was bored, tired, and the TV was annoying me… my excuse if this chapter is blah is that its 12 in the afternoon and I had pizza and it was yummy and the TV was stealing my attention.
If anyone would like to see any other pairings tell me! I put Riku/Sora pairing in just cuz.. I will not make Leon leave Yuffie or vise versa….
I've noticed that a lot of people enjoy the randomness of this…and yes this Chapter didn't have much to do with Gir and for that I am sorry. Please, give me some ideas for future chapters. And like I said, I don't really know how many chapters I'm gonna do…its all up to you people. Thanks for the reviews and please do not hesitate to give me ideas! I could use them! THANKS AGAIN! TILL NEXT TIME!