The Evil also known as Chocolate

When Leon awoke, Yuffie was already dressed, showered, and sitting at the kitchen table. "About time you woke up."

"Screw you Yuf. I'm still tired." Leon muttered sitting down across from her.

"Then maybe you shouldn't have stayed up half the night watching Naruto you anime freak." Leon rolled his eyes and begun drinking his coffee.

"Morning all!" Sora announced skipping into the kitchen, Riku followed behind. Giving a half-hearted wave.

"So what do you plan on doing today?" asked Yuffie. Leon slouched in his chair and ignored the others.

"Well, I was gonna go out and train with Riku down in the Crystal Fissure." Sora said.

"That's cool. Aerith said Donald and Goofy were helping Cid today and Me and Aerith we going shopping. I would advise you two to avoid Merlin. He's a little grumpy lately." Sora nodded.

"Well, we're going out for breakfast. Nothing against you or Leon's cooking but Leon looks like he'd poison it so, bye for now!" Sora waved, took hold of Riku's hand and ran out the door.

"Squall, stop being as fun sucker." Leon glared at her.

"I'm not I'm just tired. Where's Gir?" He asked noticing the absence of the little black blob.

"Sssskkkkeee" It squeaked.

"There you are!" Leon smiled lifting Gir up off the floor and placing her/him/it on his lap. "I don't feel like going out and training today so how 'bout we sit around the house?" Gir purred and rubbed its face against Leon's chest and started batting at his Griever necklace.

"Uh…yeah. Leon I'm gonna get going, have fun!" Yuffie leaned over then table, kissed Leon goodbye and left.

Several minutes past before either one of them did anything. "Gir, do you know what this means?"

"Seekke?" Gir cocked his head to the side in question.

"We have the house to ourselves!" Leon jumped up, and threw open the cupboards. "I wonder…." He thought and started shifting things in the cupboard. "EUREKA!" Leon climbed up on the counter and reached far into the depths of the cupboard.

"Skkkuuuuuwwwww!" Gir squeaked

Leon pulled out a large bag and showed it to Gir. "Look what Yuffie left!" He said in a sing-song voice. "CHOCOLATE!" Leon sat down on the counter and opened the bag. Gir jumped up next to him and pulled out a few pieces for himself. "I have a massive sweet tooth but I cant tell her. She thinks that mice are eating all of her chocolate. Good lie huh!" Gir nodded and shoved the chocolate in her mouth.

Leon took a handful of chocolate out of the bag. Unwrapped them and shoved it in his mouth.

The two continued this until the bag was empty, and so on after Leon had found another three bags in the far back corner of the cupboard.

"SQUUUEEEE!" Gir yelled running around the house.

"I'M GONNA GET YOUUUUU!" Leon laughed. Really laughed, like a little kid. He lunged forward and attempted a tackle, but landed hard on the floor. Rolling the get back up, Leon rolled directly into the Playstation controller cord and ripped it out of the console.

"Sqqquuuaaall" Gir squeaked again.

"OH YAY! YOU SAID MY NAME!" Leon shouted jumping up off the floor. Gir squeaked in shock when Leon came running up to him.

Running into the only untouched room so far. The bedroom. Gir climbed up Leon's gunblade case in the far corner next to the window. It was a black care with Griever on it. Gir sat on it.

"Found youuu!" Leon jumped at Gir. The small Heartless was to fast and jumped onto the bed., leaving Leon to tackle his gunblade case.

He fell to the floor with a thud, slightly denting the case. But in his state of sugar high, he didn't know what happened. Jumping and doing a belly flop onto the bed the two started bouncing on the bed.

"I didn't know this was so fun!" Leon shouted, grinning like a maniac.

They didn't know how long they jumped on the bed, or how long they spent destroying the house. But neither of them could care. Really they couldn't, they had so much chocolate they were having trouble seeing.

"SQUALL VINCENT LEONHART, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Leon paused in his jumping to look towards the door. Gir had stopped as well because the loud noise hurt his ears.

Yuffie stood in the doorway. Sora and Riku behind her. Yuffie's eyes were filled with anger. Leon grinned crazily again "OH! Hey Hun! Did you know that this squishy thing is quiet fun to jump on?"

"Really? Can I join?" asked Sora.

"NO! Squall get off the bed!" Yuffie demanded. Leon stood watching her, while Gir jumped off and walked over to Leon's gunblade. "Gir, what are you doing?" Gir closed his/her/its eyes and begun to slowly stroke the gunblade. She rubbed her face on it and was purring in contentment.

"Awww. Does Gir-y love my sword? I love it too!" Leon jumped off the bed, making sure he made a loud stomp when he landed. He walked over and kneeled down next to Gir and begun to stroke his gunblade as well.

"Leon stop that!" Yuffie demanded. Sora and Riku were laughing behind her. "You guys could help ya know!"

"Sorry Yuffie, but that is to funny." Sora said holding his side.

"Can you say blackmail?" Riku asked.

"HELL NO!" Yuffie screamed. The two turned to see what Yuffie was yelling at.

Leon was leaning against the wall, and Gir was humping his leg. "RAPE! RAPE!" Leon screamed. Yuffie covered her ears.

"Damn that man has a set of lungs on him." Yuffie closed the door.

"Yuffie shouldn't you help him out?" Sora asked.

"No, he ate all my emergency chocolate I had stored in the back of the cupboard. He can help himself."

"You said that he had a set of lungs. Does that mean he's never yelled like that before?" Riku asked. His mind was in the gutter and Sora knew it.

"RIKU!" Sora yelled.

Yuffie thought for a moment. "No he hasn't. The man isn't even ticklish. I'm surprised he can laugh."

Riku thought again. "Does he ever moan?"

Yuffie gaped at him. "YOU PERVERT! SORA GET YOUR DAMN BOYFRIENDS HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!" she yelled and slapped him.

"It was a question you crazy bitch!" Riku snapped back.

"It was an inappropriate question that some one like YOU shouldn't be asking!" Yuffie yelled.

"You look like your only 18 that's underage to be having sex!" Riku yelled.

"RIKU!" Sora gasped.

"For your information I'm 22 and Leon is only 24! And were engaged so you better shut that moth of yours if you know what's good for you! And our personal life is none of your business!" Yuffie yelled, spun around, and opened the bedroom door just in time for Leon to scream at the top of his lungs.

"RAPE!" Leon looked absolutely horrified, but Gir wasn't doing anything except for hugging his leg. Leon pulled his leg away quickly, causing Gir to fall on the floor.

"Swwwwwweakt" Gir said, picking herself up off the floor and going over to Leon's gunblade and started humping it.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOT MY GUNBLADE! NUUU I LOVE IT!" Leon began to sob. Yuffie, Sora, and Riku looked even more shocked then when they saw him jumping on the bed. "Stop! Your taking away its virginity! Nuuuuu Seifer's the only one that can do that!"

"What?" Sora asked. "Who's Seifer?" (A/N- lets just pretend he doesn't know who Seifer is)

"He was Leon's old rival. Apparently he had a gunblade as well. They were the only ones to know how to wield it. He told me one time that they both agreed that each others gunblades would be the only thing that was allowed to scratch the others gunblade." Yuffie explained.

"Stop! Please!" Leon sobbed.

"I guess sugar has a mood swinging affect on Leon." Sora observed.

"Hun, its ok" Yuffie said kneeling down next to Leon. "Come here." She offered her arms out to him in a hug. Leon fell into her arms and sobbed onto her shoulder.

Riku and Sora watched Leon and Yuffie. "He doesn't usually act like this does he?" asked Riku.

"No." Sora answered still watching Gir hump Leon's gunblade. Leon will never again be aloud to have chocolate…

A/N- Hey! The whole humping-Leon's-Gunblade was an idea sent to me….and I liked it. If ya noticed I've used all the idea that were sent to me! THANK YOU PEOPLE!

I amazed myself that I've only just started this fic and I already have 6 Chapters. I might not update for a day or two I know that's not a long time but my wrist hurts XD

I very much appreciate the ideas sent to me. If you would like to see a certain pairing tell! I'll try to fit it in. Maybe.

Random thing- Did anyone watch Gphoria on G4? Well KH didn't win Best Video Game of the Year OR Best RPG…..I was mad. They did win Best soundtrack. But that's not good enough THEY SHOLD HAVE WON ALL 3 OF THOSE! I am happy that they won that tho…ok Till next time! THATNKS FOR THE REVIEWS!