A/N : ok, this I know the penname. From Allie (Wish Upon A Star) of The Incision, aka evilmistress007, here on According to her, it's based on true stories, only not of her personal experiences. I'm still debating if I should believe it. Hehe.
Derek and Addison were enjoying a rare day off. Doing what Addison loved best: shopping. Derek was impatient, he was quite horny and Addison was taking forever, browsing through miles and miles of clothes, shoes, and whatnot. "God Addie, could you not be any slower?"
Addison ignored him "What do you think of this? Come on, you used to love shopping with me" she said, holding up a turquoise blouse.
"...you are so turning me on..." he said, drooling
"Would it turn you on if I did this?" she ran up and kissed him madly
Derek licked his lips "Now I'm horny..."
Addie looked around. Not many people were out shopping on a quiet Saturday morning, she guessed most were at home sleeping in. "Well... Derek..." she was flipping through numerous pairs of jeans "umm... let's just shop..." she said awkwardly
Derek merely shook his head and lifted Addison off her feet "Wha... what are you doing?" she asked, terrified. She was not good when it came to heights.
He didn't reply, but crept under racks of clothing and started kissing her. Addie caught his vibe and slowly peeled off his pants.
And as I like to say... "the snake has entered the cave..."
"Ow!" Derek hit his head on a metal pole, a few feet above them. Addison giggled as she watched Derek rub his sore head.
"Ready for another round?" she said with a smirk "Or do you give up... and crown me queen of the squee"
Derek glared "It's not over until I say it's over" he ignored the pain and lavishly caressed the beauty of her body