Entry Two
I don't think Ryou liked his present. All I did was buy him a dress - no, I stole a dress for him but whatever. Besides, he looks like a girl and it'd be nice to see him dressed as one. Maybe I'll force him into it when he's drunk, if we can ever get him drunk. That's a good idea actually because then I can take photos and blackmail him later... wait, I think I did that already... no, that was Kaiba and the mutt. That was classic because both of them still claim to hate each other and won't admit that they're gay. How could Kaiba not be gay? He just radiates… gayness, I dunno, something like that. He's worse than Ryou, because at least Ryou's cute. Did I just say that? Ergh, no, I'm loosing my evilness! Never mind. Hmmm, how to get Ryou into that dress…
I really do think he'd look completely nifty in a dress though: better than I did in one. If you ever try and shove me in another dress, Marik, I shall spork you to death by DSS (Demonic Shadow Sporkage!) Ah, I shouldn't have written that, should I? Shit! If Ryou finds this then… then I shall have to deny it like a…a… a thing that denies things a lot! insret evil laugh I will not be outdone by Truth or Dare games again!
It's lucky that today is Friday, thus meaning that tomorrow is Sunday, and Sunday is a day off! Hang on a minute… I got that wrong, didn't I? Well I failed English class, even if this isn't in English… But I have failed so far this year. I have an immense knowledge of English swear words though – to quote dear Ryoukins first thing in the morning 'This buggering kettle just spouted goddamn water all over my fucking hand!' He's not so innocent as you think. Still I'm not sure how you can have a 'buggering kettle', and I don't think I want to know what he meant by a 'fucking hand'. I'm interested by the 'goddamn water' though: I think it's evil water that's the opposite of holy water, though I still don't know why something sacred has to have holes in it. Can water even have holes in it? Ouch my head, this is so un-nifty! But I still want some goddamn water; it may help with our world domination plans. Maybe we could give the idiot Pharaoh some unholy water… hmmm… I shall write more tomorrow (or later today, it's two a.m) and give an update on my Sunday-scheming-time with Marik. I wonder if he knows what goddamn water is…