Marik and I went to that place today. You know, the one Ryoukins banned me from because it had pills and shiny things there. Its not my fault I took half a packet of them, I thought they tasted nice. Well I told him they tasted nice even though they really didn't, but that's just how to piss him off. They tasted like window-cleaning stuff actually, and that's just about the un-niftyest thing ever. It said 'keep out of reach of children' on it but I'm not a child so I drank it anyway. Ryoukins told me it would cause memory loss, apparently, but I can't remember so it can't have. Anyway while we were in the nifty place I said something was nifty, and confused Marik, which isn't exactly hard. Then Marik called me Niftman and I called him Spiffboy because he likes the word spiffy. He also likes spliffs, but Malik doesn't let him have them any more: apparently he's insane enough already, but I think he could be a little more so. Anyway we ended up as Nifman and Spiffboy in our trusty Sporkmoblie fighting for crime against our completely unevil enemy 'The idiot Pharaoh' and his brat crew of do-gooders. I still can't see why we got so many strange looks when we were doing that though...
I asked Marik about the 'goddamn water' too: he has no idea either. He thinks it may be water from Ryou's 'buggering kettle'. We think that if we steal some 'goddamn water' from the 'buggering kettle' and make the Pharaoh drink it then he'll be unholy and evil, like us! Maybe we could turn him against his brat-crew before we kill him insert-extremely-eeeeevil-laugh-here. Then we could kill him. I still wanna be the one to stick Anzu in a blender though… So yes, we shall give the Pharaoh some 'goddamn water' on Monday. This is going to be brilliant. Now I've just gotta hope Ryoukins doesn't confiscate my pills again…