It worked! Mine and Marik's super-duper-utterly-brilliantly-evil-plan worked! We got him drunk: we got dear old Ryoukins completely and utterly pissed out of his skull! It was fucking hilarious! We got him utterly wasted then shoved him into that dress I bought him… and a pair of cat ears too. He makes a really pretty girl, and I actually mean that: like I said, he's prettier than Kaiba's toy… I mean his brother… who looks like his sister but is actually a guy.
I'm surprised Ryou didn't twig there was something wrong with the 'water' we gave him. Ah well, he never needs to find out that it was actually vodka, does he? Insert-very-evil-laugh-here It was brilliant but kinda scary; apparently he 'luffs me very much' and wants a threesome with me and Otogi. Okay then… I don't think I'll be giving him vodka again: he's not supposed to be a pervert… or a semme. Needless to say that Marik took a picture just as Ryou decided to shove his tongue down my throat. Then I nicked the camera off Marik but dear old Malik had made off with the film! If they try and blackmail me with those I shall burn them in a vat of oil and gouge their eyes out and… but I can't do that, who would help me torment Ryou?
Anyways I'm still kind of amazed how much of a bloody pervert my innocent little hikari is. He was going on about Otogi in bondage before he passed out. Oh well, at least he won't remember a thing when he wakes up… I hope. If he does then I'll blackmail him with the photos… that Malik has… and blackmail myself in the process. Okay maybe not. Maybe I'll just deny it. I'm getting very good at denying things; I have to be, seeing as I live with Mr. Spanish-Inquisition. I'm going to go blow up roadkill and get even more pissed: and hide this thing before Marik finds me with it. I don't want him finding this until I've figured out what the curse is. Weird… the walls are spinning. Meh, I need more vodka…