Five
Who ever invented school was either a fucking psychopath or a sadist: and in a bad way! I mean I'm a sadist but I'm not that bad. Two words: gym class. One word: hangover. Gym class + hangover – completely un-nifty: I wanted to fucking kill something. Or someone. I think I prefer Ryou drunk; he's fun then, completely different to normal. Now he's acting like a twat again: and he says I'm one. Seriosuly though, he's a right stiff at the moment, whinging about a hangover that's probably next-to-non-existant: he called into school sick because of it… and I had to go in. I could kill him now, I really could. But a) I can't be arsed, b) I'm in school and he's at home so I can't, c) I want to get him drunk again and have some more fun and d) I think he's gonna kill me first if I'm not careful.
Basically gym class was majorly fucked and completely un-nifty. I put a snake in Kaiba's gym bag when he wasn't looking and he completely freaked out: he screamed like a girl damnit! Then he tripped backwards and landed on the mutt's lap, causing both of them to go red and start bickering. And they still won't admit that they're gay, jeez. Then Kaiba punched me: he needs a sense of humour transplant damnit! It was funny: I thought it was funny and so did Malik. Marik doesn't go to school coz they kicked him out for making something go kaboom in one of the scinece labs a few months ago: I think it was pretty, besides, he's a pyromaniac and it can't be helped. I wish I'd done it actually because then I wouldn't have to go to school. Ryou would have killed me but I think he's going to kill me now.
Anyways I'd better go back to why I'm stuck outside the Principal's office: in the middle of gym class the Pharaoh hit me in the face with a volleyball. Yes, we're playing volleyball, how shit is that? I mean since when have boys played volleyball… Anyway he hit me in the face so I hit it right back at him… or rather I hit him. It was funny seeing his nose break and blood spurt everywhere. Then the bloody teacher sent me up here. Wonderful as… as… a wonderful thing: I think they're going to suspend me now: that's not a bad thing, but I don't want Ryoukins being all pissy at me for getting kicked out… again. All we did last time was break that alarm thing. I mean sure it said 'do not push' on it but who gives a damn?
I'm gonna put this away now before the leader-of-the-communists summons me into his office and confiscates it. I hardly see how this is an offensive thingy though, but I don't wanna risk it. I'll write more later… if I survive.