Seven
He kicked me out! He bloody well kicked me out! All I did was tell him to go make out with his boyfriend coughOtogicough. Well I can't help it that he has a major(ly stupid and fun to poke fun at) crush on the guy now can I? But he kicked me out! He'll take me back soon enough. Anyway why am I jealous of Otogi? I mean he's just a pretty boy with a too-long-ponytail and really weird eyes right? And he has a different girlfriend every week, i.e. he isn't gay. But then again Ryou looks like a girl so he might be in with a chance. I told him this just before he threw me out the door. It's so not fair, what's he got that I haven't?
Anyway now I'm at Marik and Malik's. Ishizu looked pretty damn peeved when I turned up of the doorstep and demanded to stay the night. I think it may have something to do with what we did to her rat-dog-thing but whatever. I still uphold that that was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. I mean it went BANG when we shoved it in the microwave and then its guts went everywhere. It was brilliant! Marik thought it was hilarious too – heck so did Malik.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, I'm in Marik's now, though not in Marik's room; I wouldn't go near there without permission if you payed me. I may be a tomb robber but I don't trust him not to have rigged his room so much that not even I could get in there without getting killed. He probably has every torture device known to man: I must admit that they're fun to play with though. Maybe we could shove Anzu in one of them before we put her in the blender; that would be even nifty-er than when we blew the rat-dog-thing up. Now I think about it, how would we shove Anzu in a blender in the first place? Maybe we could chop her into little pieces… but then she'd be dead. We need her alive when we put her in the blender; it's more fun that way. I know: we could get a supersized blender from somewhere! But where would we get a supersized blender? I'm sure we'll find somewhere in about… a week perhaps? Maybe less. That would be so nifty!
I'm going out now with Marik and Malik before Ishizu kills us: I think we should go set fire to whatever shit's lying around. Preferabley the Pharaoh's brat; I swear he has a complete Lolita-complex; his hikari only looks about ten! That would be cool, like seeing a Christmas tree go up in flames. That's always fun to do, you know, because it goes all firy and shiny and did I mention firy? FIRE! … I'm turning into Marik… Oh dear…
Anyway I shall write more about our escapades with fire later, if I can be arsed. Need to find somewhere to hide this… how about in Ishizu's room! They'll never find it there…