Nine
I've come to the conclusion that I hate women. No, seriously. I. HATE. WOMEN. Someone please tell me what the point of a woman is? I mean I seriosuly can't see one! Wanna know why? Well maybe a little background info might help a bit first. All the girls I know piss me off a LOT: they have no brians, are obsessed with friendship/complete sluts and are less pretty than most of the guys I know. For example: Mai. Complete slut; peroxide blonde; useless duelist (she cheats worse than I do!) Need I say more? The Mutt's sister: whines like a puppy (like her brother!), no brian, probably doesn't even know how to duel… and Honda's in 'love' with her and I think that just about says it all. Rebbeca, a.k.a The Brat: she's in love with the Pharaoh's Toy and is a complete… brat! When we're done with Anzu I think Rebbeca should be next on mine and Marik's list… Friendshipus Freakus, more commonly known as the common Anzu: most annoying creature in existance. Should. Be. Murdered. And. Stuffed. In. A. Blender! And don't get me started on Ishizu. Acutually do get me started on Ishizu! It's because of her I've realised women really are just useless… GAH!
Three words: she kicked me out. No, wait, that's four words, never mind. But she bloody kicked me out damnit! She nearly got her foot caught in the bear trap I shoved under her bed to stop her from reading my diary, so what, big deal, it was funny. Of course she didn't think it was funny. Women weren't blessed with a sense of humour – well, women, Ryoukins and Kaiba, but that explains itself really…
So yes, she kicked me out and handed me this! Luckily she told me she had more sense than to want to read it, especially if it involved me pining after Ryou. Me. Ryou. NO! However good he looks in a dress I am NOT pining after HIM. HE is probably pining after ME by now. I think I'll go back to Ryou's now… maybe he'll let me in if I buy him another dress…