Entry Ten

Ryou didn't like his dress. He let me back in… but threatened to chuck me out again if I ever tried to get him into that dress I bought him. Meh, I'll just have to wait until he's pissed out of his skull and then get him into the dress. That would be fun actually, I just think it would be a very, very bad idea to do it too soon; I don't wanna get kicked out again.

Spent the rest of the day writing down super-duper-utterly-evil plans on ruling the world so we could eat french-fries all day. Except I found out lately that Malik doesn't like french-fries so he's gonna have to eat… I dunno… something else? Meh, I'm booooooored. I just want to go and kill something, but noooo, I'm not allowed. Bloody hikari growls.

Oooh yeah! That's what I find out! I've figured out how to say an evil laugh rather than wiriting insert-eeevil-laugh-here! I can write bweh. It's like a nyah and a bwah and snerk (my classic sneer-smirk experssion) allmixed into one! snerk And why do I have all these evil expression-thigies? Because I'm niftyly-eviiiiil! BwahbwahBWAH.

I want to shove Ryou in a dress now though… I just don't want a complete lecture off him. Maybe I could try and get someone else into one, like Otogi. In fact speaking of Otogi maybe my next evil mission should be to tell him of dear Ryoukins perverted 'luff' for him. bwah-in-extremus! I am so gonna do that! Bwahaha! Okay, one sec, Ryou's coming in, gotta hide this…

… I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM! HE'S MAKING ME GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc.

I don't WANT to go to school! I REALLY don't want to. At all. Ever. FUCK! GAH! GRRR! This is the unniftyest thing EVER. Growl I wanna kill him NOW! Screw telling Otogi, maybe I'll spin a line to Friendshipus Freakus in a bit and tell her he's in love with her! stabshimtodeathwithanextremelyrustyspork. That's it, I'm going to kill something/one… or maybe I'll just go eat french-fries; that'll make everything better… I hope.