Eleven
In. DIRE. Need. Of. A. Cigarette! Got it? That's how I felt all fucking day! Stressed out to the max' with no relaxents on my whatsoever. I still wanna kill him! In fact it would serve him right if in mauled and mutelated that pretty little body of his. Wanna know why I was so stressed out? SCHOOL! I fucking HATE him and I want to KILL him and I want to blow up the school/set it on fire/poison everyone there then make it go kaboom… you get the picture.
So now I'm sitting in the park with half a bottle of vodka left. I already drank the other half: god knows I needed it. And the cigarettes; I just worked my way through most of the packet. Owie! Ash on the hand, not nifty. Gods I love vodka: whoever invented the stuff should be GOD! Yes I love it and I love the world because it's so full of things to kill and… oooh shiney thing! bweh! The world's gone all spinny…
I love it when the world goes all spinny because then you can't see straight and you have an excuse if you trip over/hurt somone badly by 'accident/set something on fire etc. I mean seriously, why can't the world be spinny all the time? Ryou says the world is spinning and that's why we have day and night but I think he's lying. Ryou's always lying to me: maybe I should get him drunk again. Meh, I'm gonna go off and find Marik/Malik; we need some explosive stuff to make roadkill-meat-juice. Maybe Ishizu might think it's a health drink thing… Now that is a stupendously EVIL idea… Let's go terrify the annoying older sister of my partners in crime who kicked me out. Yes indeed, I need payback for having been kicked out of there the other day… it was only a bear-trap, jeez. … I want more vodka first though, it'll make it that much more fun…bwehsnerkbweh