Twelve
Yesterday was fun. At least what I can remember was fun. I have these huge holes in my mem… mem… moemortisation or whatever that thing is called. It's the thing I killed off for a bit when I drank that stuff that said 'keep out of reach of children' on it… Yeah, you know what I'm on about even though I don't. I'm too evil to know what I'm on about bweh. In fact I dunno what I'm even on at the moment… the only thing I know is that my head is killing me. How fan-fucking-tastic.
Anyways back to yesterday… or at least I think it was yesterday, might not have been. But yeah, whenever it was it was fun. Went to Marik's then went out and played 'blow-up-the-dead-and-not-so-dead-furry-little-animals', which is always fun. Then we went around the neighbourhood setting random stuff on fire and chucking a few of the extra dead bodies into people's front gardens, which I love doing. Then we went back to Marik's house and played 'stuff-so-much-stuff-in-the-blender-that-it-goes-KABOOM!' That was fun because it really did go kaboom and Ishizu's pretty little kitchen was covered in blood and gore and eyeballs and fur and all the other sorts of stuff that Ishizu really hates.
What else did we do? Oh yeah, we… we… we did stuff. Oooh I remember now, we worked on our plans some more, you know, the plans to take over the world? Those are fun to work on. I think we should kill either the Pharoah, his brat or Friendshipus Freakus first, one of the three. Or maybe all of them, yay for mass murders! I'm in this sort of mood now, but then again when am I not? As for today, nothing has happened really, except for me being stuck in Hell for half the day before walking out at lunch time, meh. I would have gone to see Marik again but he's got an appointmet with his shrink yet again, so I'm here in the park instead. Well I'm off to have fun vandalising things, byebye.