Chains
Warnings: yaoi and remember I am a brasilian girl who speaks portuguese ok?
There will be some SpencerBryan from now on. Watch out: there will have some swearing in this chapter.
thanks all who reviewed
Disclaimer: Beyblade is not mine (sighs)
Day one
First day morning.
In the kitchen were a happy Ian having breakfast with the happy couple as known as Spencer and Bryan. They were all peacefully eating and enjoying some cute little animals around the house (oh look isn't that a pink rabbit, and look at the light green birdie he is flying and … EW… he got shot… ahem on with the story).
Peace settled her kingdom in that house. Until…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!"
The charm was broken.
In the extra bedroom now known as Tala and Kai's room…
Tala opened his eyes 'what a strange dream' he thought. He was sleeping on the left side of the bed and tried , please notice he TRIED, to leave the bed, but then something pulled him down and he saw that Kai was looking at him after trying to do the same.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!"
Yeah now the two of them are awake.
"OMG I was hoping this was only a strange dream!" Tala.
"Damn it I was hoping this was only a NIGHTMARE!" Kai.
While they were busy throwing death glares at each other, the door opened and the other three came in the room.
"GOOD morning guys!" said Ian cheerfully.
"WHAT!" Kai and Tala snapped at Ian while doing the 'I'm having a bad day, talk to me and I'll kick your ass so hard that your stomach will leave your body through your mouth' look.
"…err…uh…. Aren't you guys leaving the bed? I mean it's a beautiful day and…" Bryan said from his safe spot behind Spencer.
"…OK…" Tala.
"Yeah we get it." Kai.
Then they again TRIED to leave the bed. The only reason that made that impossible was the fact that they repeated the same mistake five minutes apart. So yes they are still in the bed.
"What are you an idiot!" Tala.
"No but you are a stupid moron how come you just made the same mistake from five minutes ago!" Kai.
"Say that again and your nose will MEET my fist."
"Do you think I'm afraid of you, you stu-"
"GUYS!" Spencer.
"WHAT?" both now were doing their 'Do you have a death wish?' glare.
"…err…why don't you just get out of the bed, have breakfast and forget about this?" Spencer (isn't him brave?)
"…(sigh) ok…" both.
And they (-starts singing One More Time from Daft Punk until realizes what she is doing- err… sorry I dreamed I was smoking pot yesterday…) once again tried to get out of the bed and again fell back on it.
"YOU IDIOT! You must come to the left!" Tala.
"Why don't YOU come to the right?" Kai.
"Because it's your side!"
"SO I tell you the same!"
"You can't do that!"
"And why not?"
"'cause I am a captain!" (?)
"So am I!"
"I'm a better one!"
"No you are not!"
"Yes I am!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
And while the two of them regressed to a five years old level (no offense for the five year old people), Bryan and Spencer got fed up and each one of them grabbed the free arm of the bickering duo and dragged them out of the bed.
"Ok, now that the two of you are out of the bed, let's go to the kitchen. We have to tal-" Spencer started.
"See what you did! They treated me like a crippled guy!" Kai.
"You sure you don't mean crippled girl!" Tala.
"WHO are you calling girl sissy boy?" Kai.
"YOU of course do you see any other girl besides you here?"
"…err…guys…" tried Ian.
"SHUT UP" both.
They started walking.
"Hey! You can´t scream with Ian he is MY team mate!" Tala.
"You screamed with him too." Kai.
"But I can!"
"No you can't"
"Err… guys" Ian.
They are walking faster.
"I'm his captain!"
"That doesn't mean you can scream with him!"
"GUYS!" Ian.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" both.
Ian pointed the the front.
"The" PAM "wall…"
Here we are again! It's 1 pm, let's go to the room, ok? Oh here we are and who are those sitting in the lounge? Oh yes Kai and the D-boys. And who are those with them? Oh yes the BB. And what are they doing? Oh they are-
"Waiting you shut the hell up you stupid narrator!" Tala, who had a nice purple spot on his forehead.
Hey that wasn't nice ya know?
"So go tell that to someone who cares!" Kai, who had one too (Hey I want one too!… Sorry is only my dual personality disorder again --")
ANYWAY! Back on with the story. The others were trying to convince Kai and Tala that the dare wasn't a reason for them to skip their obligations.
"…and we never said you could do that." Reasoned Bryan.
"But you are asking ME to go out with THIS by my side. I do have a reputation ya know?" Kai.
"What do you mean by THIS?" Tala.
"Exactly what you thought!" Kai.
"oh come on stop you two." Tyson.
"SHUT UP TYSON!" both.
"Hey you can't scream with Tyson!" Kai.
"OH KAI! I didn't know you cared so much for me! I nev-"
"Shut up Tyson!" Kai.
"Hey you screamed with him!" Tala.
A vein popped on Spencer's forehead.
"But I can!"
"Why?"
"'cause I am his captain!"
Another vein.
"You said that didn't mean I could scream with Ian!"
"Do as I say, not as I do!"
And another.
"You are imp-" Tala.
"ENOUGH!" exploded Spencer "the both of you are going to the grocery to buy some milk, eggs, soap, toothpaste and cookies now!"
"AND WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?" both.
"WHY? OH I'LL TELL YOU WHY!" he took a deep breath "BECAUSE I am fed up with your fights! BECAUSE I WANT you two to go! AND BECAUSE if you don't go your pretty noses will meet my fists! GOT IT?"
"…Y-yes…" Tala said weakly.
"…W-we are leaving now…" Kai weakly too.
And then both left the place the more fast and silently they could.
"Wow. Spencer can be really scaring sometimes." Max.
"You should have seen when Tala forgot a red shirt in the washing machine and Spencer washed his white clothes after him." Ian.
"Yes Tala had nightmares for weeks." Bryan.
"And he always mumbled something about 'paper' and 'castration'… what did you tell him Spencer?" Ian.
"I…think I don't want to know…"Ray.
As Tala and Kai walked down the street they felt like everybody in the place were looking at them, that's because everybody were looking at them.
"Mommy why are them like that?"
"Don't point to the weird teens, honey it's not nice."
"Are you afraid of losing each other?"
"Hey cutie let go of you redhaired boyfriend and come to play some S&M with me."
"Mom is his hair burning?"
"Hey look! Weirdos!"
Random old lady with a hand over her grandchild eyes "Don't look to those teens that are going to hell, honey this is not for your age."
"And here you can see some weirdo sadomasochist teens." Random tour guide guy.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh." Random tourists with cameras.
As you can see it wasn't easy, but they made it to the grocery.
When they arrived there they noticed one strange thing: they were the only guys in there. They decided to go there because the only other place they could go was one and a half hours walking from there.
When they finished picking their things they went to to pay but then discovered one nice rule: WOMEN FIRST, GENTLEMEN WAIT.
That meant they would have to wait for aaaaaaaaaaaaaall women in the place to pay SO they could do it too. But Tala got fed up of waiting and fell into his favorite hobby: piss Kai off.
"hey Kai you can go now all you have to do is to go to the line."
"Tala don't you know how to read : women go first."
"exactly what I mean."
"fuck you Tala."
"Why don't you go first you MOTHERFUCKER!"
"…mother…" random toddler in the place.
"OMG! MY BABY'S FIRST WORD!"
All the woman in the place went to congratulate the mother and coo the baby.
"…and he must be very intelligent…"
"…my son's first word was 'mom'…"
"…he said 'mother' as a first word…"
"…fucker…" Everybody froze.
"…motherfucker…" everybody looked to the baby wide eyed.
"motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker!" squealed the baby happily.
The mother fainted.
Everybody else proceeded to death glare at Kai and Tala, who silently lowered their heads put the things down and left the place as fast as they could.
After that fiasco Kai and Tala decided it was better to walk during one and a half hour than to face the anger all those women in the grocery. So now they went to the big Wall Market there was in there ( don't own). And when I say BIG, I mean HUGE.
After one hour walking they had half the items they needed when…
Random Brat number #1.
"Hey why are you wearing those?"
Tala and Kai decided the best thing they could do was to ignore the kid until he went away. Besides they were tired, sweaty and hungry their reaction couldn't be good, right?
"…"
"The fat man over there said you two are gay, is that true?"
"…"
"But that's wrong. Mommy said that a boy is supposed to date a girl…"
"…"
"…and that if you date a boy you go to hell and the devil will…"
"…"
"… make bad things to you like burn your flesh until it melts, then throw you inside o pool of alcohol and the make you roll on salt."
"! (look at each other and shrug) …"
"…"
"…"
"Once I dragged my own nail out and-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" both.
"MAN I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE ANNOYING LITTLE KIDS LIKE YOU!" Tala.
"YOU ARE ALL SO ANNOYING POSING LIKE LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALLS BRATS WHO KNOWS A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING!" Kai.
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO JUMP HEAD FIRST FROM A 100 FLOORS BUILDING HEAD FIRST TO KILL YOURSELF AND FREE THE WORLD FROM YOUR INSUPPORTABLE ANNOYINGNESS!"
The little kids eyes welled up with tears and he ran to his mother, who was … three feet behind them.
After hearing a 40 MINUTES lecture about 'wrong things' and 'why you shouldn't scream with little kids' and walking for more an hour they had everything they needed BUT soap.
"Where the hell did they put the soap?" a really angry, tired and hungry Tala asked.
"If I knew we wouldn't be looking for it right now you idiot!" an equally angry, tired and hungry Kai answered.
"Why you…"
Random brat number #2
"hey look handcuffed weirdos."
Random Brat Number #3
"Hey mister is your head on fire?"
"…"
"Those antennas shouldn't be up" #2
"Your hair style is really weird." #3
"Are you an alien?" #2
"Are you from Mars? #3
"Are you deaf? #2
"OK NOW-"
"Calm down Tala, they are only kids…" said Kai, who was too busy trying to stifle his laugh.
"Hey mister…" #3
"yes?" Kai.
"Did you know you look like a girl?" #3
"THAT'S IT PREPARE TO DIE!" Kai.
"… Kai look…"
"…what…"
Tala was pointing to an IMMENSE pile of soaps (hallelujah… Hallelujah…-hihihi cool sound effects… --" on with the story).
Cautiously Tala and Kai got close… step by step… slowly…then Tala stopped in front it and stretched his hand, but before he could pick one
Brats #2 and #3 kicked the pile making all those soaps go to the floor.
Angry manager appears.
"WHO DID THAT!"
"THEY DID!" #2 and #3 pointed at Tala and Kai.
"Kai…"
"…What…"
"RUN!"
After running during one and a half hour and hiding inside a garbage can they finally managed to misguide the guards who were after them.
"What now?" Kai.
"Well, there is still one place where we can go…"
"… you don't mean…"
"Yes."
"…but only S&M lovers go there…"
"Believe me it's better go there then face Spencer's fists."
"really?"
"Yeah I saw him punch an iron bar once, and he bend it."
"wow…"
"We used to say that ! messed with him once and that was how ? was born."
"So we don't have other choice but to go in there right?"
"yes."
"But how come that in such a big city there are only three places we can go and one of them is frequented by S&M lovers?"
"The author is a sadist who likes to make us suffer and is angry at us 'cause we screamed with her earlier."
"Makes sense…"
After been harassed by S&M guys for over an hour, walking back home for two hours and facing rain without an umbrella, our heroes made it to the house at 1 am.
"oh there you are" said a worried looking Spencer as they put the bags in the kitchen "I want to apologise with you both." Continued him scratching the back of his head.
"What for?" Kai asked.
"Well… you see… after you two left, we noticed it wasn't Tala's turn to go the grocery but Ian's and he went, but when we looked for you we didn't found you two and…
"Wait… are you telling us that we didn't had to go to the grocery…" Tala.
"…and that we just went there because you made a stupid mistake?" Kai finished.
"…um…yes."
He looked at their faces and saw their expressions change from surprise, to anger, then to furious, then to 'I will kill you, you son of a bitch', and finally to 'I don't believe this and I wanna cry right now'. Then they just turned and went to their bedroom upstairs leaving a confused Spencer behind.
"What happened?"