Hi again guys! Let's cut the crap and go to the chapter.
Warnings: yaoi SpencerBryan and TalaKai, abnormal situations, impossible situations, awkwardness, and a Brazilian author.
Disclaimer: yeah Beyblade is not mine, SO STOP MAKING ME SUFFER!
Day 2/ Part 2
Ding-dong (man I really love these cool sound effects)
"Go get it Kai." Said Tala looking at the door.
Ding-dong
"Why don't YOU go and get it?" answered Kai who was doing the same.
Ding-dong
They both sighed.
Ding-dong
"Ok, together then?" asked Tala.
Ding-dong
"As if there was another way,…" said Kai looking like someone who was about to die.
Ding-dong
Tala and Kai started walking towards the door as if they had all world weight on their backs.
Ding-dong
They were near the door.
Ding-do-BUM (explosion sound effect, just in case only I and the other sugar high people in the place are able to get that one.)
From behind the door:
"Damn it Red, how many times must I tell you not to blow things up!" whispered a woman's voice.
"But sis can't you see the poetry behind that explosion" here the kid's voice assumed a philosophical tone "there is life in everything, flowers, stones, stolen cell phones… but THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CANT BURN EVERYTHING MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
On the other side of the door our two teens trembled visibly at the demoniacal tone the child's voice assumed.
"Wow… that was … random…" said the woman voice now identified as 'sis' "But and you Blue! How many times must I tell you can't ring the bell more than once per minute?"
"But sis I like pushing buttons!"
"Whatever…" said 'sis'.
Back inside…
"They don't know we are here yet. We can pretend there is no one home." Whispered Kai.
"No we must get the door!" said Tala "anything is better than Spencer's fists."
"No, not the door" said Kai trying to go away.
"Yes the door." Said Tala trying to get the door.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO!"
"YES!"
But as they tried to get away from each other, Kai stepped on the rug and slipped.
He would have fallen face first on the floor, but he turned in the air so he could fall on his back.
Unfortunately (yeah, sure…), that brought Tala down, and yes, he fell on top of Kai.
Even more unfortunately (would anyone believe if I said I am sorry for that… no… thought so…)the two were very surprised. But they got even more surprised with what they felt later.
Lips.
Oh yes guys. They 'kissed'.
And in that very moment the door opens. (hehehehe, don't you think these people have a very good timing?)
"…oh look the door was open and…O.O" 'sis'.
Red O.O
Blue O.O
Tala O.O
Kai O.O
Now, please tell me what would you think if you opened a door and saw two guys on the floor, one on top of the other, what would you think? Yes. This is exactly what they thought.
"Are we interrupting something?" asked a tall girl with brown hair and green eyes, the 'sis'.
Tala and Kai suddenly noticed they were no longer alone. So what would anyone in his or her position do? They got up quickly while blushing a really strong red shade and surprisingly enough without falling again. Kai was the first to talk again.
"hahahaha of course not, don't be silly" said him with a really really really forced smile and scratching the back of his head. "You haven't interrupted absolutely ANYTHING, ne Tala? Added him elbowing Tala on the ribs.
"OUCH… yeah you interrupted nothing…" said Tala massaging his sore ribs.
"Sure, whatever… anyway this is Blue" she said pointing to a kid with brown hair blue eyes and dressed in red "and this is Red" she pointed to a kid with brown hair and red eyes dressed in blue "they are twins and seven years old, and…"
"Nice to meet you all, and now you can go!" Said Tala.
"Yeah just leave the boys here and go to do whatever you want." Said Kai pushing her towards the door.
"…but…" she said.
"Don't worry about anything. Me and Kai can take care of them." said Tala also pushing her towards the door too.
"…but…"
"Just have fun and leave them with us." Said Kai.
"But you don't know…"
"Don't worry we know." said Tala as they pushed her outside the door and closed the door on her face.
She then shrugged and started to walk away.
"Well…if they already know then there is nothing I need to worry about. But I still think I should give them this…"
Inside the house…
Tala and Kai turned to look at the kids.
The kids looked at him.
"…so…" said Tala "…what do you guys want to do?"
"…Can we play Mr.?" Asked Blue cutely.
"Oh I am Tala and this is Kai, and yes you can." It's only me or do you too think he will regret these words?
"Thank you sir." Answered Red who had the most huggable appearance.
"Hey you can call us by our names." Said Tala. "Make yourselves at home."
"Ok, Let's go Red." Said Blue pulling his twin by the hand. Sooooooooo cute!
"See Kai?" said Tala "This wasn't so hard."
"I don't know Tala… I have this bad feeling…"
"Oh come on Kai! We are leading with children, not the demon incarnated." Said Tala reassuringly.
"But Tala," said Kai "they start like that, acting cute, huggable and fluffy, and when you are not looking" Kai started trembling "they attack you behind your back and …"
"…Kai…"
"…they take over your house and when you least expect…"
"…Kai!"
"…THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed a panicking Kai "UUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH THE HORROR! THE FEAR! THE PAIN! THE HUMILIA-" slap.
"KAI!" yelled Tala as he slapped the other. "Get a grip! Man it's only children."
"…"
"Are you ok now?"
"Yes… sorry Tala… I don't know what was the problem, only THAT IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"MY FAULT!" yelled Tala "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO PANICK AT THE SIGHT OF YOUNG CHILDREN AND I AM THE ONE TO BLAME!"
"IF YOU HADN'T ACCEPTED THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS!"
"I DID THAT TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS!"
"LIAR YOU ONLY WANTED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND KISS ME WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING AND - and…" Kai stopped ranting and started to blush and look away.
"err… sorry about that and-" Tala also blushing was about to say something when…
KABUM – MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TO BE CONTINUED
Well, I know this chapter wasn't funny, but I needed of it to begin the TalaKainess of the fic. Besides, this fic isn't only humor type, is romance type too, so I really felt this need of putting a little romance in it (even thought there is nothing I would call romance in this chapter…-.-').
But, anyway, please leave me a review and wait for next chapter, it will be (I hope) better. But before I go:
kaitala4eva: thanks for the idea, for the review and please wait for next chapter.
SilverKaya: hihihi don't worry about the lateness, it happens to me a lot too. Thanks for your review and for reading this story, till next chapter... or anyday on msn... anyway see ya.
Mizuki hikari: thank you a lot for reading and reviewing this story, hope you like the chapter, even thought it isn't funny, but please wait for next chapter ok?
kaizgirl1: hey! don't abuse your hand! if you wanna laugh just laugh and loud and remember no one can repress you... unless you are in a library... or in a funeral... or in the middle of a test... I did that once and everybody in the room started to look at me like I was crazy, WHICH I AM NOT... I think... anyway thanks for reading, for laughing and for reviewing, till next chapter.
sola-bola: thank you a lot for the reading and clicking on the button on the left corner of the screen and writing something for me! Thank you very much really!... I think it would be faster if I just said 'thanks for the review' ne?... ahhh whatever... thank you anyway.
winterblazewolf: thank you for not only reading, but for leaving a review and making a compliment as well! Thank you a lot really. See you next chapter.
sad-tears-of-death: thanks for the review! About the Ray-thing... don't worry! I was planning put him more in the story soon! But what I will do... well... to discover that you will have to read, so keep reading.
hoshicat: hehehe sorry Kai but I must say I totally agree with her(smiling darkly) Kai: wait...what do you plan to do with me? Tala: Yeah what will you do with HIM? Me: Don't worry you two will soon discover what i have on store for the BOTH of you. muahahahahaha. And that's all because we can't have your fans unsatisfied ne? Kai and Tala start mumbling something about stupid fans and killing the author while she is not looking at them.
Yurii Savinov: thank you for reviewing in this chapter too. Thanks for laughing too, I aim to please. (sorry about that one, I heard this somewhere and wanted to use it). Hope I see ya on next chapter.
Thank you all who reviewed, I swear you all have no idea of how happy all your reviews make me! Thanks again and please keep reading. bye, see ya later.