HOLY PURPLE CANNIBLES! I bet you didn't expect an update sobloody soon.A fantastic idea popped into my head at around 7:15 last night and I justhad to write it! x3TSUBASA FANS REJOICE!

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That sure is some tasty grass… BLOOD AND ASHES, A LION!

"Superior! Superior!"

Why does that lion sound like Seven…?

"SUPERIOR!"

My eyes shot open and I sat up, looking around wildly.

Why do I have the sudden urge to roam the savanna?

"SU-FRICKIN'-PERIOR!" There was pounding on the door so I got up to open it. I was greeted with a pissed off, but not quite at the border, blue-haired subordinate.

I yawned, "Yes, Number Seven?"

"There's someone outside the castle!"

"What?Is itThe Keyblade Kid?"

"No."

"That mouse?"

"No, it's--" Seven started.

"No, no, no! I'm keen to guess!" (Monty Python WHOOOO! Cheese sketch!)

Seven gave me a blank stare. (a WTF? kdind of look, really, but I can't imagine the su-frickin'-prior saying WTF? Like, ever.)

"The Silver haired Keyblade Kid?"

Seven sighed, "no…"

"Hm… is it some sort of talking animal?"

"No…"

"So it's a humanoid… Male?"

"Yes…"

"…blonde?"

"No…"

"Brunette?"

"Yes, it's--" My subordinate was evidently tired oftwenty questions.

"I'm going to guess!" I growled.

Seven rolled his eyes.

"Ahem. A new Nobody?"

"Not that… we know of…"

"Hm. Have you ever seen this person before he appeared outside our castle?"

"No!"

There was a pause.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"

"I was trying!" Seven groaned.

"Don't give me excuses! Has he given his name?"

"All his says is that he 'is going to collect all of the feathers no matter who or what stands in his way'." The blue haired man recited.

"Feathers?"

"Feathers."

Another pause.

"...feathers?"

"YES, FEATHERS!"

"…well… take me to him!"

Seven let out an exasperated sigh, "of course, Superior."

We walked out to the front of the castle. All of my subordinates were outside, making a circle around the… male.

It was a boy, probably around Thirteen's age, with brown hair, an eye patch over his right (I think) eye, in an odd shirt/dress with no sleeves and an unrecognizable symbol on his chest. He stared at Seven and me with pitiless eyes.

"Where did you come from?" Twelve yelled, brandishing her kunai. (That's wut they're called, right?)

The boy's gaze shifted to Number Twelve, who didn't back down one bit. He then, without warning, kicked her squarely in the pit of her stomach.

Twelve coughed, sputtered, and slumped down to the ground clutching her stomach. Nine ran over to her to see if she was alright. She waved him away.

The blonde woman stood up, "Superior," she said almost mockingly, "he kicked me! Can I kill him?"

"Not yet Twelve--"

"You-- you don't understand! LIGHT! HE KICKED ME! ME!" She shook in rage.

"After we find out what's going on, we can kill him."

She mumbled a long string of oaths under her breath.

I didn't know our only female member curses like a sailor…

The circle parted for me to get throughas I walked closer to the child.

"What is your name?"

The boy turned around for another kick, but I caught his foot just as was about to collide with my face. He looked at me. No feeling in his eyes.

"I'll ask you again, what is your name?"

He blinked.

I heardEight sigh, "Superior, we aren't going to get any info from this kid! I say we go with Larxene's suggestion and kill 'im."

The blonde nodded vigorously.

"Fine. I'll do away with him."

Twelve groaned, clearly she wanted to do the dirty work.

With my free hand, I made my beam sword appear and promptly cut him through the middle.

In the backround, I heard Nine squeak. He always had been a little... Well,not suited to this line of work.

"Now that that's over," I stifled a yawn, "I'm going back to sleep."

Now, what was that dream I had earlier? I remember it being... very odd... something about zebra stripes?

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Yeah, that's what WOULD'VE happened if Yuuko since Syaoran's orginal to a random world. AND THEN FYE WOULD STILL HAVE HIS (SPOILER!) Sobbity... Anyway,done again in the su-frickin'perior's POV JUST BECAUSE I CAN! TAKE THAT, HIPPIES! Err...Much many thanks to LKani-X for reviewing!