A/N : Another one! Fast writers, aren't we? -winks- This is by Allie (evilmistress007). It was inspired by a real life event.
Memo from Richard Webber- Surgeons gathering room, Conference Room 2 at 12 pm
Nurse Debbie groaned with disgust as she read the memo. Always something for the doctors she thought, never the nurses. She knew something special was going on, she saw Adele bring in trays of food along with some other people she didn't know.
Addison arrived 10 minutes early at the conference room, she wasn't a person who liked to go someplace tardy. She wandered around the room, and offered to help Richard set out the plates and trays. He kindly accepted, for some reason her stomach was in a knot as she started at the wall clock. For once this week, she wanted to enjoy a nice lunch with Derek; one of them was always busy when the other was free. Today he was in surgery, but with luck he would be done in a few minutes.
One by one the doctors entered as the clock struck noon. Addison's heart sank when she didn't find Derek among the crowd, limply she sat down and sighed, eyes never leaving the clock. 12:02 Addison thought... at that moment a harried Derek entered, his eyes lit up when they met hers. "Oh Derek" Addison smiled as she pulled him in for a hug.
"Hi sweetheart, I've missed you" Derek said, with genuine passion in his voice. They hadn't seen each other all day, he left early that morning for surgery. "You hungry?"
"Umm not really" She grabbed a cookie and stuffed it in her mouth. Derek laughed as he wiped crumbs from the sides of her lips.
"I'm thirsty... want to come get a drink with me?" Derek was already halfway out the door. His wife followed, together they walked to the nearby bubbler. She took a sip from the higher one, while Derek was struggling with the one next to it, a few inches lower. "Damn thing work!" he muttered, slamming the gray "push" button harder than it needed to be pushed.
"You can take a drink from this one..." Addison backed away
"No, I want this one" he replied stubbornly.
She shrugged and took another gulp of the clear liquid. Her idiotic husband still struggled with the broken water fountain and would not accept the fact that it wasn't going to give him any water. "Ugh!" he yelled angrily; jumped and sat on the bubbler, causing it to shift downward slightly. His amused wife giggled.
Derek would not give up. Once he put his mind to something, he wouldn't let it go. Pouting at it's stubborness to produce any water, he started rubbing his ass against the edge of it. (true story, my friend actually grinded the bubbler... hilarious though disturbing) A few people walked by, with disgust and surprise. One yelled out "Hey, people drink from that you know!"
"Well it's freakin' BROKEN" Derek retorted defiantly. Addison laughed at the absurdity of it all, and she kissed her husband lightly on the lips. He pulled her back, and they started making out in the hall, unaware of their surroundings. One thing led to another...
There was satisfaction and pleasure gained from their actions. Unfortunately, the water fountain wasn't strong enough to support both of them anymore and gave in.
"Oh shit we broke it!" Addison whispered, horrified. It had just ripped out of the wall and was laying limp on the floor.
Derek's eyes widened "We are THAT good... well at least no one will drink from it now" he winked