Xigbar ish teh rox0rz! So, it'seye patch's chapter. I'd tell you who the kid is from last chapter, but that would be a big fat spoiler. (coughlookslikeSyaorancough) And so, ONWARD!

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That's not the store… Maybe--! No… that's not it either… ARGH, I HATE THIS WORLD!

I walked along, fuming at the lack of a comic book store in this stupid consumer world. (I call it, America.)

I groaned, "all I'm trying to do is find the next Batman comic…"

"Batman comic?"

I nearly jumped out of my skin, "LIGHT!"

I whirled around to find Demyx standing there, looking genuinely curious.

"Blood and ashes, man, you scared the sh--… bejeezus outta me!"

"What's a Batman?" he asked.

I scoffed, "he's only the best superhero ever!"

"Oh… what's a superhero?"

He has to be kidding me…

"You've got to be kidding me, Squirt."

Demyx squealed in irritation, "don't call me that!"

"Once you lose that bizarre hairstyle of yours, maybe I'll consider it," I chuckled.

Demyx pouted.

"What is it anyway? A mullet or a mohawk?"

He glared at me, "shut up."

I sighed, "You haven't seen a comic book store, or a book store for that matter, around here, have you?"

"I see lotsa things…"

"Lotsa things like, a comic book store?"

"Maybe…"

I grunted, turned away from him, and started walking. But, of course, that wasn't going to get rid of him.

"Wait for me!" he yelped.

I can see why Saïx wants to kill him all the time… He's like a puppy, following the nearest person around for thelight knows long.

We walked for some time, in relative silence, until…

"XIGBAR! IICE CREEAAM!" Demyx exclaimed.

"So?"

"Let's get some!"

"How much munny you got?"

"What? No, silly, you're treating me!" Demyx beamed.

I sighed, "and just why would I want to do that? It's not like it's a date." (Holy crap, where did that come from? No, really, I'm just makin' this stuff up as I go along…)

Demyx looked puzzled.

I don't think "date" is a word he hears very often. (Yeah, I don't either.)

"Why would you think it's a date, Xigbar?"

I growled, "I never said that I thought it was a date."

There was a pause.

Awkward…

Demyx's eyes suddenly widened and he pointed behind me, "is that the bookstore?"

I span around to look. It was, indeed, the bookstore!

Keel's Books, huh? That's a stupid name… Guess "Keel" isn't very creative.

"Yes! Now to see the comic books!" I ran into the store. Demyx quickly followed.

I prowled the store checking every row for the comic books. When I finally got to my row, someone was right in front of the Batman shelf!

Wait, I know that hair…

No man in their right mind would have gone out in public with pinkish brown hair, except for this man…

"Marluxia! What are you doing here!" Demyx asked, surprised. I had forgotten about the Squirt…

Marluxia started and turned toward us, "Oh. It's you guys."

"You're blocking Batman," I said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, yes, I'm very interested in this issue."

"…why?"

"Why? For Poison Ivy, of course!"

I gave him a blank stare.

"I hate you, Marluxia." I groaned.

"Why?"

"Why not?" Demyx squeaked. (I think Demyx is high or something in this chapter. DX I'm so sorry…)

"What he said," I smirked.

Marluxia sighed, "whatever, I'm going to buy this." And with that, he left.

What a minute… Poison Ivy was in the last issue… crap!

I left the store in a angry huff.

"Xigbaaaarrrr!" Demyx whined.

"WHAT, Squirt?"

"Wanna get Marluxia?"

"Get him WHAT?"

"Well, not revenge, but since you took offense to him liking Batman, maybe you should do something to him?"

That calmed me down, some. "Yeah, that's good! What should I do to him…"

"I have an idea!" Demyx exclaimed.

"Quiet, mullet boy!"

Demyx grunted in annoyance.

"Hair dying is out of the question, he already has the funniest hair ever…"

"OH! Pick me!" Demyx was jumping up and down now.

"Maybe dying his coat… naw…"

"MEEEEE!"

"WHAT?"

"Bees." Demyx said simply.

"Bees?"

"Yeah! Think about it, he uses flowers, right?"

"Yes…"

"So, he must see bees a lot."

"As if! He'd totally like them!"

"No, he doesn't. Remember, a couple of months ago when he was running around the whole castle just because of that one bee?"

Oh, yeah. It took aan hourto get him off of one of the spires. "Oh. Yeah, that was funny."

"Imagine a whole hive." Demyx made the raised his eyebrows up and down.

That would be… awesome. I can see it now… It might even affect other members!

"Where are we gonna get a hive?" I asked, incredulously.

"Duh, this world has bee habitats!"

"These people are idiots…"

"Hey, Xigbar?"

"Yeah?"

"Can we get ice cream now?"

I relented, "…sure."

LATER THAT DAY…

"…so I says to the guy, "AS IF!""

The Squirt and I were talking in the hallway outside of where Marluxia's garden is, waiting.

"And then I shot him!" I finished proudly.

"That's… uh, great, Xigbar…"

Zexion popped up next to us, "What are you guys doing?"

"Waiting." Demyx answered.

I smacked my palm on my forehead. The idiot's ready to tell everyone about the bees!

"Waiting? Waiting for wh--?"

He was cut off by Marly's scream.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

It wasn't a girly scream… Ok, so it was. What do you expect from a guy who smells like flowers every day…

Marluxia ran down the hall, still screaming from, not one, but three hive's worth of bees.

Demyx and I burst out laughing while Zexion just looked vaguelyconfused.

"Why are there so many bees in the castle?"

"Because we--!" Demyx started, but I cut him off.

"We don't know! We have no idea, right Squirt?"

"Don't call me Squirt!"

"See?" I said, pathetically.

"Right…" Zexion clearly didn't believe it, not that anyone in our Organization would, but I was higher in rank than him so he didn't push it.

"...why are the bees following Marluxia?" Demyx asked.

"I thought you knew, Squirt." I taunted.

Zexion actually answered the question, "Malurxia smells likeflowers," he said simply.

"Oh."

"WHAT IN THE LIGHT--? MARLUXIA!" That was Larxene's voice.

"Wow, he's gone pretty far," Zexion mused.

"Never underestimate the power of adrenalin," I said, grinning.

"WHAT? DON'T BRING THEM OVER HERE!" Larxene was probably running from Marly, while Marly was running from the bees.

"Classic," I leaned my back against the wall.

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P84: WH00T! I finished the Xigbar chapter! But… I don't think it's that good… sob… OH WELL! I'm sure someone'll like it! Statistically, someone has to… :B Ain't that right, Zexy?

Zexy: I… guess…

P84: Next is Xaldin! I don't like OR hate him so… it'll be… odd… AND THEN IT'LL BE VEXEN! And I love Vexen, but I don't know why. No, seriously.

Zexy: His laugh, maybe?

P84: Probably… Man, Demyx sucks in this chapter. Sorry about that:(

Anyway, thanks to LKani-X & Ximik for reviewing! Ximik… Kimi, right? XD I need to make up a silly x-in-mah-name too…