DUDE! Vexen and the Rubix cube is now my One True Pair! XD Tewtally. YAY for Lexaeus! 'Cause he's ish theawesome even if nobody, but a select few, likes him. He may be ugly, BUT HE'S STILL COOL, BY CRACKEY! He's like the Rude of Orgy 13! And Zexion is the Reno. Oh, man, in my rush last chapter I totally forgot some cool stuff I meant to put in the chapter! --sobs in a corner--

Anyway…

Thinking

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"LEXAEUS MAD! LEXAEUS SMASH!"

I was walking past Axel's room one morning, when I heard a bad impression of me…

"Hahahahahaha! That was great Axel!"

I opened the door just a crack and peeked inside. Axel was beating his chest like a gorilla while Roxas was rolling on the floor laughing.

I shut the door and walked away, staring at my feet.

I won't let it bother me. I'll go find some thick book to read and wear my reading glasses. That should freak them out. (It would freak ME out)

Ever since Axel came to the Organization, the younger members think I'm slow just because I'm quiet and take a long time to think things through. Not true. I take a long time, because I actually think things through. I don't just rush in like most of the Organization.

While lost in my thoughts, I managed to bump into something. I looked up from my standard issue Organization brand shoes, "Oh, Zexion."

"Lexaeus, was Axel making fun of you again?"

I looked at him, astonished.

I hang around with him too much.

"Yes…"

He whipped his weapon out. (What is it? Even I don't know, at this point! --is stabbed--)

"No, Zexion, there's no need for--!"

"Yes, there is, Axel has to learn his lesson. It's overdue," he turned and walked towards Axel's door.

I decided to tag along.

Axel was still prattling on about my alleged stupidity, "he's a total retard."

"Apparently," Roxas agreed.

Zexion flung open the door, "AXEL!"

Axel froze and slowly turned to face Zexion and me.

"Hey what's up, guys? It's a nice day, huh?"

"I'll 'nice day' YOU, Axel!" Zexion shook his fist threateningly.

That was really bad...

Axel put his hands up in defeat, "alright, alright, what did I do, Zexion?"

"You were making fun of Lexaeus again!"

"Yeah, well, I do that a lot."

"I've noticed." Zexion said, in monotone.

"Come on, Zexion let's just go…" (Light, Lex sounds like a girlfriend trying to stop her boyfriend fighting FOR HER HONOR!)

"No, he's called you an idiot for the last time!"

I grumbled under my breath.

Zexion brandished his (ZOMG WHAT COULD IT--is shot--) giant syringe. (Oh, yes… I went there. Where? I'm not quite sure, but I did happen tostop there for gas.)

"If annoyed any further, I shall syringe your eyes out," he warned. (o.o Wut?)

"Oh, yeah? Well, I'll--… um… Roxas, do you have a good threat?"

"Yes. You better leave before I pour scalding hot EMO on you!"

I sighed. And they call me an idiot. Scalding hot...?

I grabbed the back of my friend's jacket, "Come on, let's go."

"What? Hey! I was winning," Zexion whined as I dragged him out of the room.

"Were not!" Roxas yelled after us.

"Got it memori--?"

I shut the door.

Zexion was flustered, "why did you stop me?"

"Because, you and your syringe weren't going to stop Axel and his stupidity."

"I guess…"

"And, "syringe your eyes out"? That is one of the worst threats I have ever heard."

"It was?"

"Yes. Now, let's go and make fun of Vexen and his cube."

"It's too bad our fort is gone…"

I nodded, "yeah, but I didn't think Larxene would get angry enough to destroy it with only one bolt of lightning…"

"It's only because she couldn't catch Xigbar."

"That was quite a chase, though"

"Man, when he came outside with a pair of her underwear, I thought she might explode."

"She needs to go to anger management classes."

Zexion sighed, "as does Saix."

There was a short silence.

"I wonder how he got into Larxene's drawer…" Zexion mused.

"Don't start that again, Zex."

We both froze. Then Zexion stared up at me, "Never call me that again."

"Done and done," I assured him.

Blood and ashes, why does Zex sound so much like sex?

"Hey, you know, instead of making fun of the cube…" Zexion started.

"He's put it into a case now."

"He-- really?"

I nodded.

"Ew… anyway, why don't we talk a walk outside?"

I thought about it… (GASP! Yes, I know, he does think, learn to accept it.)

"Sure."

And with that, we preceded towards the exit.

We stepped out into the never ending twilight and started walking in no real direction…

ELSEWHERE

"Um, Brain?"

"Yes, Pinky?"

Two rats, the smaller of the two with an over sized head and the other with an undersized head, were walking along in The World That Never Was.

"Why are we here on this planet that never quiteexisted?"

"Well, I'll tell you, Pinky."

Pinky blinked.

"Since we couldn't take over our world I thought we might be able to take over this world!"

"Oh… why?"

"There are only thirteen people here, it should be relatively easy."

"Oh…"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Yes, Brain, but if Sora was in love with Kairi, why did he cry when he met Riku?"

Brain stared at his associate.

"Just sayin'." (It's true, people, accept it!)

Then there were footsteps.

"What's going on, Brain?"

BACK TO OUR MAIN CHARACTER

"What's that squeaking?" Zexion looked around trying to locate the sorce of thesound.

I shrugged and kept walking.

"They're coming straight for us, Pinky!"

"WAUGH!"

"Ugh…" It seems I had stepped in something.

"Hm? What is it?"

"I think something is on my shoe."

I held onto Zexion's shoulder for support and checked my shoe.

I let out a small hum, "I thought I smelled something!" and scraped it off.

"Gross…" Zexion muttered in disgust.

"Indeed," I agreed.

We walked away, unaware of what we had done.

BOLD TEXT

"Pi…nk…y?"

"Yes, Brain?"

"How… did you man…age not getting… squished?"

"Oh, that's easy, Brain, I ran away!"

"Of course…"

CAPITAL LETTERS

"So, Lexaeus…"

"Hm?"

"Should we go inside andmake fun of Vexen's cube now?"

"Sure."

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L84: Pinky and the Brain. It's Pinky and the Brain!

Zexion: Shut up!

L84: I mixed up my REAL name! Can you guess what it is? --hides in a corner cursing Disney--

Zexion: why didn't you update?

L84: WOULDN'T LET MEEEEE! I TRIED ALL OF YESTERDAY! Fromnine in the morning to nine at night!

Zexion: Pshaw.

L84: ITS TRUE!Anyway, thanks for the reviews! I'll try to come up with something good for Zexion.

Zexion: --sigh--