FINALLY I managed to get the Lex's chapter up. I tried for TWELVE HOURS for you guys! BE GRATEFUL! Anyway, it's Zexi's turn. Oh, yes, and I own NOTHING or all of Orgy 13 would have survived until KH2 and Demyx wouldn't have died. There, I said it.
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I HATE the Pride Lands. Stupid... talking animals!
I was riding on an elephant, eyeing some of the bugs on it's back, on some stupid mission to see how Simba's little kid was doing.
This elephant must be drunk or something, it can't walk in a straight line!
As it turns out, Simba's girl-cub was fine. A little stupid, but fine.
Now I get to leave! I hate being a stupid little bird who eats the stupid parasites on large mammal's backs... although, the bugs are delicious... and this one feather keeps getting in my eye!
I flew off the mammal and into the watering hole. Those bugs weren't very juicy.
"Zexion?"
I turned around. There was a rhino standing behind me with a tuft of brown hair on it's head.
"Lexaeus?
"I knew it was you!" Lexaeus bounded over to me, "what's up?"
"You."
He blinked, "Ah, yes, I suppose so..."
I flew up and perched on his horn, "this form certainly fits you..."
"You think so? I can't really see much, though."
"Hmm... that is a problem."
"Can you tell me if something threatening pops up?"
"Alright." I flew up and nestled in his hair. "Wait, where are we going?"
"Over to Demyx and Xigbar."
"Demyx and...? Why are they here?"
"Well, Xigbar came here because... I don't know why... and Demyx just decided to tag along."
I sighed, "brilliant. Where are they?"
"The elephant graveyard."
"The hyena place?"
"Mm-hm."
There was a bug crawling on his back so I got up and did away with it.
Lexaeus laughed, "and I thought you were small as a human."
"Oh, yeah? Well I thought YOU were--!"
I stopped because "horny" was the only thing I could think of.
"Thought I was...?"
"Thought you were... shut up!"
"You need to work on your comebacks..."
I grunted.
We continued to meander over to the graveyard in relative silence.
"Xigbar! Xigbar! XIGBAR!"
"Squirt, would you do me a favor and SHUT UP?"
"But, Xigbar!"
"Be quiet! We're gonna scare Zexion!"
"Why?" Demyx and I asked at the same time.
Xigbar jumped, "LIGHT!"
Demyx wasa lion in the awkward stage, his new mane stood straight up just like his normal hair, and Xigbar was hyena with an eye patch.
I groaned, "how come you all get to be mammals while I'm a bird?"
"Who cares! You can fly," exclaimed Demyx.
"True..." (holy... this is getting bad... I need to think of something.)
"Hey, Zexion?"
"Yeah, Demyx?"
"You know Xaldin's real name..."
"Yes...?"
"Is it Linda?"
There was a pause and then Xigbar, Lexaeus and I burst out laughing.
"L—linda? That would be funny, but, no."
"It's Dalin," Lexaeus said.
Demyx looked disappointed, "Oh..." Then he looked up in the sky. "Look, see, there's a bird flying now!"
"We aren't still ON this topic, are we? I thought we were--" I asked.
"I don't think he needs a demonstration of flying, Squirt."
The bird flew down to us. It was blue and had a very large orange beak.
"You! You must be the trouble makers," he exclaimed.
"What? We haven't done anything!"
"Exactly! You should be doing something!"
We all gave him a blank stare.
"Perhaps you don't know who I am. I'm Zazu, the king's advisor."
Ourstare continued.
"Um... well... you all need to be doing something productive."
"Demyx?"
"Yeah, Zexi?"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" I coughed, "I mean, why don't you go and..."
"I'll do it!" Xigbar cut in. Without warning he ran at Zazu.
Zazu cried out and flew away.
"I win!"
I rolled my eyes, "I don't think it was much of a competition, Xigbar."
"Aw, yer just jealous 'cause yer to small to fight anything."
"Say that again!"
"No, you guys, we shouldn't fight!"
"You know, that's odd coming from a RHINO!"
"Shut up, you only have one eye."
"If I had opposable thumbs right now, you'd be SO dead!"
"I'd be "so" dead? How dead would I be, Zexion?"
"Just shut up."
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L84: I just realized that for Vexen's chapter I didn't use the right roman numeral. B Oops!
Zexion: Why is my chapter so short?
L84: Because you and Lexaeus are always together, so both of the chapters are for both of you... and the fact that my ideas came to a screeching halt.
Zexion: You suck.
L84: Indeed. Well, I have the idea for Axel's chapter... and Larxene's...
Zexion: What about Saix's?
L84: ...no...
Zexion: You suck bad.
L84: Has anyone guessed my name yet? Lexira!
Zexion: I know it.
L84: Well, of course YOU do... So, anway, no one reviewed my last chapter, but I thank you people for the reviews from the other chapters! x3