ZOMG someone actually knows the WoT series. I love you. x3 I should pick ajahs for everybody... Zexion automatically is a white. No doubt about it. OH did you know that the actual pronunciation for Xigbar is "Shigbar"? XD Weird, huh?
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Meetings... meetings are so stupid... they do NOTHING to further our chances of getting hearts.
"And so, everyone, you must remember to bring ammunition for Xigbar if you go on a mission with him because he will surely forget. Furthermore..."
Someone shut him up, PLEASE! We could be doing something useful right now instead of listening to Xemnas jabbering away.
"...Roxas was supposed to bring the coffee today, but it seems he forgot."
These stupid chairs, too... I hate heights! Thank the light for the stairs at the side.
"Ahem, I'd like to bring this to your attention..." Demyx stood up in his chair.
"What is it?"
"I was in one of the more advanced worlds, and there was a sign on the road that said, 'Tiredness Can Kill' I didn't know that! I stayed up the other night playing my sitar. I could have died!" (if anyone can name that comedian, you win! Win what? A warm fuzzy feeling inside.)
The room was silent.
"Sit down, Demyx," Xemnas ordered.
"O...ok..."
Idiot. I thought my razor was dull until I met him.
Xemnas looked around, "well, that concludes this week's meeting. See you all next week. Be there--"
"Or be polynomial. Yes, we know," I mumbled getting down from my extremely tall chair. Xemnas and his idiotic math jokes.
I ambled my way over to the kitchen looking for a nice cold glass of milk. Only problem was...
"ALL OF THE MILK'S GONE!" I seethed. (GASP!)
I'm going to kill them. I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!
Xaldin walked past the kitchen and I intercepted him.
"XALDIN!"
He blinked at me, "yes?"
"THE MILK!"
"Yes...?"
"It's all GONE!"
"...really?"
"YES, REALLY!"
I was about to go berserk. There's no milk. I need milk. I have it every day! (He's addicted! Asam I...)
"You'll have to wait until tomorrow, Saix, right now I have a mission."
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you with it," I growled.
"It happens."
I glared at him.
He glared back.
"Blood and bloody ashes, I hate you."
Xaldin shrugged and walked away.
I sighed and slumped against the wall. A whole day...
"I should just go to bed, there's no point of wandering around the castle..." I muttered.
Luxord must have heard me, "there isn't?"
I looked up, "nope."
"Hm. There's not any milk, is there?"
I shook my head.
"Well, you should learn to like coffee like the rest of us or soda like Demyx.
"Demyx has the brain of a four year-old."
"I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
I blinked, "get rid of what?"
"His brain. The four year-old was glad to give up his brain. Look, if I explain it to you, it won't be funny."
I grunted.
"Hey! Let's go play cards!"
I pushed myself off the wall, "yeah, alright. What game."
"Poker. Strip poker if we can get Larxene to play."
I looked to check if Larxene was near. Yep.
"I heard that, pervert," Larxene stuck her tongue out at us.
"Why, Larxene, you know you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! Though, that's not saying much."
"Suck a twenty-sided die, Luxord."
"Will do."
Larxenegrowled and walked away.
"That was odd," I said.
Luxord nodded absentmindedly, "so, what would you like to bet?"
"Hm? Well, you always win so..."
"I don't always win," Luxord protested.
I rolled my eyes, "how about munny?"
"How original."
"Shut up, I'm not really in a good mood, if you haven't noticed."
"Fine, munny."
We strolled over to Luxord's room since he had a poker table ready in there. Honestly, you expected anything else?
We played for a while. I've worked my way from next to nothing to... nothing.
I threw my cards down, "you always win!"
"It's not my fault Lady Luck has a crush on me!"
"Lady Luck has bad tastes."
"Well, we'll not meddle in her love life, yes?"
"Whatever."
I had an itch on the base of my forehead, where my scar is. I knew I shouldn't have picked at it.
"Saix, why did the chicken cross the road?"
I stared at him with a blank expression, "to get to the other side?"
"No! I was asking you a question! Can't you be serious for one minute?"
I sighed.
I hate everyone.
"Saix, did you know that, outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend?"
I quirked an eyebrow.
"Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read..."
Someone kill me.
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L84: I was watching Animal Crackers today, so... that would be some of the random quotes.
Zexion: No one cares.
L84: You're right, no one reads this partanyway.
Zexion: Quite.
L84: Anyway, yes, my name is Ariel and I curse that mermaid. That stupid singing mermaid.
Zexion: but everyone loves her.
L84: Exactly! --fumes--
Zexion: ...
L84: Ok, so I'm going to share one of my KH THEORIES with ya'll!
Every guy in Orgy 13 is gay. Except for Marluxia.
Zexion: WHAT?
L84: Wait! Wait!
Yes, Marly's not gay. He's a pedophile. There's a difference.
Zexion: But that's just a theory.
L84: And this is just a fanfiction. And you're just a video game character.
Zexion: Uh...
L84: Thank you all for the reviews! I'll be back for Axel's chappie. --giggles-- Shigbar.